I used to work in a grocery shop in my teen years and I used to put the really good items on the very top shelf so the short arses couldn't reach them. I also try to start intelligent conversations about current affairs which they perceive as loserish but I see as being interesting
They aren't ugly if you are so pissed you can't see straight, no one sees and you leave before you sober up.
No, it's the mental images i build up and store throughout the day. I prefer them to porn, on the whole.
On football manager, I take charge of Man U, sign loads of unattached rubbish players on £100,000 per week. Play them combined with the reserves and under 18's for the whole season, despite the relentless sackings and creations of new profiles, watch them get get relegated and SINK INTO THE ABYSS!
I thought of another loserish thing I do although it might just be geekish which I'm fine with. I use Linux and every so often I will completely customise my GUI just because I can and I get board with the same GUI knowing that with Linux I can change it a million different ways.