What kind of shop does Pixie run?

If you're not one of the lads that only leaves @Spurlock and @SpursDisciple

It's like an episode of Happy Days after Fonzie jumped the shark.

 

@Spurlock is always too lazy or stoned or both to be of any use, I suggest we stop any support to both parties and intergrate them into our society.

 

Possibly, but I feel that standards must be maintained. Otherwise this worthwhile and necessary forum could easily be infested with illiterate, racist, xenophobic, uneducated twats.

Yes, it's all too easy to ridicule their incessant, infantile bickering, but if one isn't careful one can easily become embroiled in their private squabbles.

A very unusual and fruitless ménage a trois sort of thing!...

 

I agree, without this piss take thread and the HIAG wum **** up thread, you'd have my boring EU thread and one about Hull.

NSIS is an ungrateful ****.

 

I'm betting that it took you a good ten minutes to type and spell check all that.

 

Seeing as he pulled me up on spelling I'm agreeing with you, he's on my **** list today.

 

You're only saying that because you don't want to be on a team that is called the 'Dildo fingering all stars XI'

 

Nope, iPad spell check!..

 

Well yeah, obviously.

 

For the 1st three pages every time I saw the word Dildo I kept reading it as Dido but couldnt figure out how hiag got into her knickers and how so many knew you couldnt finger her and after that every time I see the word Dildo I hear the theme tune to Jaws!
I either need the summer holiday to end so I can go back to work or the season to start before my brain completely goes into meltdown!

 

It could be a bit embarrassing down the boozer when your mates ask what team you're playing for now!....

 

HIAG is going to be devastated when he finds out you've called out his sycophancy and rejected his cult.

He had you down as his star striker too.

 

Dont think he can even get a 5 a side team.

 

All I want is to be out there playing football. I'm living the dream like. Err..I just train hard and give the best I can hoping the gaffer picks me like. Emm... To be fair I probably speak for most of the lads. We are here to play football. We don't get involved with what goes on upstairs. Err yeah...We just wanna give our supporters something to cheer about.

Cheers for the MOM like, cheers, ok, ta.

 

You've a funny way of integrating, by withdrawing support. Do you work in healthcare by any chance?

 

It's a bit like West Ham, we just move the whole thing somewhere new as the old place was **** and full of idiots.

 

It's Spurs disciple in goal, spurlock up front and HIAG 'in the hole' for the dildo fingering all stars XI

 

In Wet Spam's case, bit of a waste of time then really!.,.

 

I'm also heartened to see that the lads have taken this thread seriously and refrained from wumming the **** out of it