What kind of shop does Pixie run?

HIAG would see that as a wum victory

Let me know when he posts there, I want to join in with the fun too.

 

Mate, you're the last person to be lecturing me on 'sexual experiments' when you've admitted that you try and finger dildos

 

See my eaten alive post. If its kicking off just stand and watch the fireworks. Dont get involved.

 

In truth, it's always been the other way round. I'm far too sharp for those boys. Like cavemen ****ting themselves when they see a time-traveller light a match, that's how I feel about you Sunderland boys whenever I visit. You exude a bestial charm that I find fascinating, from an anthropological viewpoint.

 

Funny, that's exactly what your missus said when she'd finished with the goat.

 

Standard

 

We dont finger dildo's. We still use the tried and tested, wooden club and drag them away . It worked for ever.

 

This thread has been a ****ing disaster for HIAG. Let's see how long the 'lads' can keep it going.

 

lolz I don't think this what HIAG expected to get from this thread haha

 

The first couple of sentences in his OP went okay, until he mentioned his dildo fingering confession

 

On the contrary, I got from this thread exactly what I wanted. Let me explain.

I am currently preparing team-sheets for the Lads XI and Pixie's Human Centipede XI. The team-sheet for the Lads XI is a doddle and practically writes itself, but I was struggling for segments to include in Pixie's Human Centipede XI. So, I started this thread.

This thread has two principle layers: (1) a bit of fun for the Lads, and (2) bait for you segments.

Bingo! It has worked like a charm. Most of the usual segments have bitten, but so have a couple more new ones for me to vet and consider for inclusion on the team-sheet.

Thanks, you segments!

As usual, I have played you like a puppet! You must be feeling pretty foolish, I'm guessing.

 

HIAG **** ups... gets torn to sheds by the lads ....claims victory

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I hope that thread is as big a success as this one has been for you.

I'm not sure many of the 'lads' will want to associate themselves with a self confessed dildo fingerer.

 

You wait till you see my up-and-coming "The Lads v Pixie's Human Centipede" team-sheets, Pixie! It's undoubtedly the most single anticipated event this week, and is destined to become a classic.

I daresay that even you will come to see the funny side of it, in time.

 

I'm pretty sure I'll be ripping the piss out of it from the first comment mate

 

Did you play us the same way that you play with the Dildo (fingering the Dildo) lolz

 

I've heard you mention dildo all morning Flanders you rebel.

If this was Ramadan youd be in bother.

 

Astagfirullah I will ask for forgiveness and wash my mouth out, happy

Although it is hilarious that HIAG has a Dildo and all he knows to do with that is to finger it he says the women are swooning over him, with his Dildo rep he isn't going to get anywhere with the ladies or do anything with them lolz

 

I am really looking forward to HIAG's 'Dildo fingering XI vs PISKIE's lads XI' thread. It will really demonstrate how HIAG isn't wound up by me in the slightest.

Basically I have already won, and he hasn't even posted the thread yet. That's how easy it is