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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Aug 2, 2011.

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Would you have him back

  1. No, Keep ashley and let him run the club his way

  2. Get back Freddy and and let him run us into debt but have a great squad

  3. get back freddy but he is more sensible and we build a good squad slowely

  4. get in a different owner with foriegn cash and lots of it but lose our identity as a team

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  1. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:) Active Member

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    in the spirit of fairness im trying to be realistic, but stillhe would say he has spent 500m but its all gone into wages and undersoil heating
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Aug 2, 2011
  2. skalpel

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    These are bizarre choices, it's basically:

    1. Eat Tesco Value ice cream
    2. Be force fed Ben & Jerrys ice cream until you die.
    3. Have a few casual cups of tea with the force feeder (who has previously attempted to force feed you to death in the past) until he starts giving you increasingly more delicious ice creams at a steady pace.
    4. Eat Haagen Dazs and after 5 minutes look down and realise that it's actually a plate of fish fingers.

    Most normal people will go for 3.
     
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  3. skalpel

    skalpel Active Member

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    Anyone else hungry?
     
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  4. Mod Face

    Mod Face Well-Known Member

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    Fish fingers are nice though.
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    It certainly is dream territory where we're concerned! Our ownership history is like a list of how not to run a football club. They do exist though but we've obviously pissed off the football gods down the years. I blame one Phillipe Albert. He broke every rule as a centre back. And he was still ridiculously good.
     
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  6. Donkey Toon

    Donkey Toon Active Member

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    I am now! What with your ice cream analogy and the discusion on another thread about the merits of quiche.
     
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    Donkey Toon, Aug 2, 2011
  7. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Dunno, 2 looks good...
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Aug 2, 2011
  8. Donkey Toon

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    Can think of worse ways to go ...
     
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  9. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:) Active Member

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    4 makes little sence but yeah 2 deffiently
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Aug 2, 2011
  10. Mod Face

    Mod Face Well-Known Member

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    Okay here's one.

    OPTION 1 - A plate of fish fingers with your choice of sauce to dip into but after five minutes the plate is taken away and you are punched in the face by Fearn Cotton and you pass out live on television.

    OPTION 2 - 5 tubs of Ice Cream but one of them has rabbit droppings in the bottom (so you can't tell by looking) and you must eat at least one.

    OPTION 3 - A roast chicken with all the trimmings but when you eat it you are haunted by the ghost of the chicken (and it's quite annoyed).

    OPTION 4 - A pie from Arsenal FC, it's quite nice but will completely bankrupt you.

    OPTION 5 - A delicious ham sandwich but you must read through every whining post about Joey Barton tweets on the internet for the next 24 hours.
     
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  11. skalpel

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    Right now I'd chug down a whole tub of Tesco Value to be honest.
     
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  12. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:) Active Member

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    Half baked is far to good to turn down
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Aug 2, 2011
  13. skalpel

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    3 every time. How great would that be. A Poultrygeist.
     
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  14. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:) Active Member

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    And for the person who calls be a ****** **** everytime they neg rep me, considering english is my sencond language then i dont think its to bad
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Aug 2, 2011
  15. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Can I choose all of 2-5. I'm starving.

    And speaking of rabbit droppings, my mate does a magic trick where he sneezes them out of his nose:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  16. Donkey Toon

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    1 for me. Fish fingers would be nice and would be fun to watch Fearn go ape, even if I was the victim.
     
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  17. skalpel

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    Oh wait, maybe 1 actually. I got the name mixed up with that total beast that used to be on This Morning.
     
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    Poultrygeist <laugh> Love it but must spread rep before giving it to skalpel again blah blah :)
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Option 3 all the way
     
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  20. Donkey Toon

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    Were you thinking of Fern Britton?
     
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