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Ji Dong Won hates the mags

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by psycho, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    I'm a mag as you know, but that last bit "the filthy black and white bastards" made me laugh so much I spat my drink out, fair play <laugh>
     
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  2. bonnybobbypark

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    He loves us long time

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  3. psycho

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    :wink:


    I mean nee harm.
     
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  4. vauxsamson

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    I get the feeling Dong is going to be really big in Sunderland :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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  5. bonnybobbypark

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    Vaux, am not so certain. He came to us fit as a butcher's dog at the end of a full asian season. He was playin against peeps comin back from a break. I think he had a head start,

    Just my opinion

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  6. vauxsamson

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    We'll love him even if he does **** all on the pitch as long as he keeps taking the piss out of the mags.
     
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  7. psycho

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    <laugh> He may or MAY NOT have been responsible for those words i translated in the OP.


    My accuracy in translating Korean into local dialect may be under some scrutiny.
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Rook. Just keep raughing at mags and reave the scorling to me and the rads. Easy peasy, remon squeezy....
     
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  9. vauxsamson

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    Either way, those words will always be associated with him, you've made him an instant legend in my eyes.

    I'll even send him my dog if he's ever peckish and needs a snack.
     
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  10. bonnybobbypark

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    If Cyprus sends Osca, I'll believe

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  11. vauxsamson

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    Dong will love it if Syd sends Osca, It'll be all fully loaded with Syd's sauce, a specially blended secret recipe prepared by the man himself.
     
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  12. bonnybobbypark

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    I'll just have the rice, thanks

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  13. Commachio

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    Fill him up with Kimchee, before the match, he'll run around like **** of a stick........The big Dong of Sunderland.
     
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  14. Shameless

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Premier Pundit

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    Nor is he Japanese...
     
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  16. FTM1973

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    There's a rogue Ji on twitter (Ji_DongWon), kept a diary of the recent trip to Germany, made me chuckle:-

    'Am enjoying Germany with the boys. Settling in well. Have made some new friends, but am still wary of Mr Vaughan. I do not trust him'

    'In Korea we trust those with honest eyes. When David smiles his eyes remain cold, cold and wonky. His smirk unsettles me to my core'

    'After yesterdays defeat we all got together to cheer ourselves up. Sebastian was having a party in his room. A party popper hit David right in his eye. David didn't even flinch or realise it had happenned. He just sat there staring ahead with that vacant smirk on his face.'

    'We're all a bit wary of him now, I keep my distance. Am going to ask Sensai Bruce if I can bunk with him tonight. Just in case.'

    '@RoryFallow who is this Maximo Park? Is he a relative of Ji Sung? Perhaps I know him. I could use a friend in the area.'

    'Sensai Bruce says I cannot bunk with him as it would be unprofessional, returned to my room to find David waiting outside my door'

    'I ducked onto Steeds room - he is kind and the smoke will provide ample camouflage. Anton is here too. The smoke has a herbier smell nearer him.'

    'Anton is insisting we sneak out. Steed seems disinterested, he claims that German women lack sophistication and have loose pelvic muscles.'

    'Anton claims this is OK because of their beauty. I am unsure who to side with, all white women look the same to me.'

    'David has begun scratching at the door. Sensai Bruce bellowed for lights out 10 minutes ago, but still David persists. Stuck in here til he goes.'

    'It's difficult to remain in here, it's hard to breathe with all the smoke. It's either leave and pass David, or go out the window.'
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Dont worry Dong, If you wore wellies at midnight, you'd be a bit shifty.
     
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  18. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Kim-Jong Il is a Sunderland fan
     
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