What kind of shop does Pixie run?

My shop does tongue cleaning too. There are special rates for people like you who have a brown tongue from rimming. We could even offer you a loyalty card for repeated custom.

 

Tell us again HIAG, how exactly do you 'finger a didlo' ?

 

Strictly speaking, Pixie, this thread does not require your participation. The lads are prepared to tolerate your presence, but only on condition that you refrain from trying to derail the main topic of conversation.

So, lads... any other suggestions? The more hilarious the better (even though I want to keep this thread a wum-free zone).

 

That's as good as an admission of defeat.

Loves to dish it out, can't handle it when it's given back. Pussy

 

HIAG your missus must be terribly sexually frustrated living with somebody like you, who is clearly very naive when it comes to sex. She sounds like a woman who needs a didlo. You should send her round to my shop so that I can sell her one. She can then show you how it's used (Clue - you don't finger them)

Better still I could show her how to have a good time without the need for a dildo

 

... didn't even get over the doorstep... place is full of cnuts ...

 

.. what's a 'didlo' ? ...

 

Ask HIAG. He doesn't have a clue either

 

I don't think HIAG knows what a **** is mate. He's currently spending his time trying to figure out how to use his dildo.

 

Where is HIAG by the way ? Don't tell me he's deserted this wum **** up thread already ? Maybe he's off googling pictures of dildos, trying to work out how he can finger one.

 

I dont butthurt honest, but i like the way you said "extensive collection" as its true. such a collection would be a trophy laden goal fest of football if ever there were one.

i must ask, being so young and handsome and stuff... was video even around in the 60's to document your golden era?

 

Trust me, I do. I converse with enough of them on here, mate.

 

Ah good you're back. So did Google give you instructions on how to finger a dildo ?

 

Arkwrights??.....bit like the goons defence?

 

HIAG's missus likes to pop into my corner shop for a packet of ***s, after she's been pleasuring herself at my sex shop

 

2 shops?...greedy bastard

 

I aim to meet all of HIAG's missus' needs. After all it's clear she's not getting them met at home, watching HIAG trying to finger his dildo.

 

It's a kitchen shop near Pete's house. Custom is booming

 

That comment will orbit over HIAG's head, as he was too **** scared to embarrass himself on a thread about politics.
Instead he's done that on his own 'dildo fingering' wum **** up thread here

 

Hiag knows many ways to finger a dildo...thats why the ladies love him on a saturday night after his gig lolz