Picking on retired players is a bit unfair, many of whom do pork out when not subject to their previous playing and training regimes e.g Larry Lloyd (Nottm Forest) . For those who were a bit tubby when playing, I'll throw in Francis Lee and Archie Gemmil.
You could have Allardyce as Manager and captain. 1:28 and already developing man boobs and the very beginnings of the barrell. Needless to say he couldn't keep up with the mighty Imps' attackers.
I'll eat them with my duck if I remember how to order that... "What is the French for duck, Rodders?"
i was thinking when I first saw the title that you were putting together a team of fatties, was going to put my name down
Where could this team play; Fatton Park, Portlyman Road, Stamford Fridge, or simply The Recreation Ground.?
That was he was a quickish dribbler. The MLT I remember was a slower dribbler. Still devestating though. Preseason Rickie Lambert always looked like he'd been free and easy with his diet!
Cant believe no one suggested Steve Evans, not sure which number of ex Leeds managers he was in the last three weeks, but he was somewhat north of lean street... To be fair, I think he had a water retention and thyroid problem.
The fattest professional footballer I`ve ever seen is Conrad Logan, who kept goal for Hibs last season. Good tactic, he filled most of the goal. And he had nice moobs too.