It's like a dessert over on the Liverpool board....

RFLMAO-COPTER

 

Says the man who bends over and pulls his butt-cheeks apart in order to reveal the words "like me here, big boy!" tattooed around his ring-piece!

 

Perfect description of your behaviour on here. You're even devising a list of 'lads' who you'd like to bullseye your target

 

Am I on that list? I am a likely lad.

 

You're on the list, then struck off the list, then back on the list, all according to how much rimming HIAG does.

 

Yes, Sky. You are one of the lads, mate.

I cannot see you as being part of Pixie's Human Centipede.

 

What kind of dessert is the Liverpool board anyway?

 

A hub knob biscuit.

 

You got any hotties where you work? Link me up fam.

 

There's bound to be one or two desperate housewives, mate. There always are in those kinds of places. I had a skill at sniffing them out and taking maximum advantage of their desire to be loved, for my own illicit pleasures.

I have no desire to be loved. Likes mean nothing to me.

 

I hate to do this but it's 'They're'

 

You utter clown!

No, it isn't! What a massive wum fcuk-up! I'll add that to your ever-increasing list, mate.

 

Glad you were paying attention. I thought you might bite.

I wonder when the penny is going to drop about the obvious mistake

 

Suley it should be "There always is"?

 

True, and there is another mistake HIAG has made.

I'm going to let him dangle on this one for a while though

 

Please, not you, too, Luvvy!

 

I think they're going to argue there has been a Wum **** up. They're unable to decide if there is blame on both sides.

 

That's you struck off the 'Lads' list @luvgonzo

 

No, it isn't!

 

Mate, before you burst a blood vessel, take it up with Luvvy. Be careful though, if you upset him he might voluntarily leave your 'Lad list'