Off Topic Vote - HIAG's best wum **** up

Nothing bar my writing the outcome down on a piece of paper, sealing it in an envelop and giving it to you to open post-comment will ever convince you of my genius, Pixie.

Thing is, I couldn't embarrass you by doing that, because it would make you look like such a div. I'm not that sort of bloke, mate. I'd be going round starting threads to try to embarrass others with fabricated tales of their alleged wum fcuk-ups to be that kind of bloke! Sure, I may have posted one of your many wum fcuk-ups in my sig, but that's only because it is so superbly Biblical as to demand being preserved for all time. I think I shall have that sig etched on to my tombstone.

 

Sorry mate, but that little rant does nothing to hide the fact that you just contributed another gem to your expanding opus of **** ups

 

HIAG will be ****ting himself at the news that Argentina are attempting to poach pooch

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36864651

 

So, Pixie, you are predicting that Poch is going to leave a multi-million pound a year top-flight Prem job, where he gets to play in the Champions League during the coming season for a tin-pot part-time post?

That is very brave of you, mate.

I hope this doesn't turn into a wum fcuk-up that comes back to haunt you!

 

Still happens on a daily basis, sees himself as funny but the funny thing is no one else does. Think you should have a poll on the Arsenal board whether he should be re-instated the result might help him understand he's not funny but a fanny.

 

I'm not predicting he'll leave, I'm linking the BBC story that says Argentina want him to manage the national team.

I leave the predictions that come back to haunt you, to you mate

 

I think HIAG mistakes people laughing at him, for people thinking he is funny. I quite like it though because it means he keeps on coming back for more and gets done every time. As I've said many times before, he is like the village idiot that keeps coming back to see if the electric fence is still live.

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The entire basis of your poor wum attempt is that Poch will desert Spurs for the Argie post. Otherwise, you would have made a comment along the lines of "can't see it happening."

 

I havent offered any opinion on whether it will happen or not. You're edging dangerously close to yet another wum **** up mate

 

You fill your boots, Pixie.

In the meantime, the lads all know what you really meant. You cannot fool us, mate.

 

The 'lads' have already distanced themselves from you. One, a fellow spud, told you that you were 'dead' to him

 

... and then liked my comment in which I confirmed that he is, in fact, one of the lads. That comment, if you recall, provided a conciliatory hug smilie. Nice attempt to stir up non-existent discontent between me and the lads, but your efforts are doomed to fail, Pixie.

 

Don't take it too seriously mate. I'm just taking the piss out of you over your 'lads and likes' insecurities

 

Taking it seriously? Are you kidding! I'm pissing myself with every comment.

I really do need to get some more underwear.

 

I liked both your comments.

Now what's going to happen?

 

Korean standoff

 

That will fuse HIAG's synapses together, before ultimately making his head explode.

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Who had sloppy seconds with you hoe?

 

Would have liked this but ain't getting caught up in the middle of your bitch fest <like>

 

You should try it RCL....it's good fun.