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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Arnold_Lane_HCFC, Jul 24, 2016.

  1. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Did you do the 4 mile walk to burn off your nose bag?
     
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  2. originallambrettaman

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    I did the 40 foot walk to the car instead.
     
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  3. Kempton

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    I did, but her guns turned out to be more muscular than mine and then I spotted the neighbours peering out their bedroom window.

    We just blew the candles out and....
     
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  4. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I've only been the once, the full English was decent.

    I didn't realise there was a fishing match on when I walked Charlie Pooch around the pond.

    Got some funny looks from those participating.

    Miserable twats.
     
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  5. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    She swept you off your feet then proceeded to ravage you to within an inch of your existence............or put kettle on and had a brew.
     
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  6. Kempton

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    Nah! I suddenly remembered motd was about to start <cheers>
     
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  7. TIGERSCAVE

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    Just come clean off my bike in Brantingham where ERYCC have been dressing the roads, went round a bend, body went one way, bike wanted to go the other... AND DID.... @%!!*@$!!
     
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  8. Ron Burguvdy

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    . sorry to hear - ERYC seem to specialise at using 'surface dressing' (= Tar & shrapnel) on corners & descents or a mix !
    Hope you & the bike are okay - drink some beer / other alcohol as a pain killer / muscle relaxant :)
     
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  9. TIGERSCAVE

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    I bet most cyclists do it... I got up, skinned knees, shoulder, elbow, ruined shirt and inspected my bike for damage ...lol...... !!!!
     
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  10. Edelman

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    :emoticon-0110-tongu:emoticon-0115-inlov
    Reeaallly !!!#
    Is there any need.
     
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  11. Kempton

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    Mate of mine hit the kerb once. Blood all over one side of him and much damage to his new bike.

    After maybe ten seconds, he got up and said "I'm very disappointed".
     
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  12. Idi Amin

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    Darts.......come on Phillip!
     
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  13. dennisboothstash

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    Should have made them follow on IMHO
     
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  14. Idi Amin

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    True, seemed an odd decision. Maybe concerned that Pakistan dig in, post a score and we nervously have to bat on day 5.......or they just wanted to give hales some time in the middle. I would of put them in no question.
     
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