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Lapdance disaster

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  1. Ciaran

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    I smell the fanwithnoname
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Rob spur would be better off dead.

    Horrible horrible ***** scum
     
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  3. RobSpur

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    Thanks ******. Appreciated. <hug>
     
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    Pretty sure if you exposed your circumcised penis and ejaculated in a strip bar you would be kicked out and/or arrested for being a massive nonse.
     
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    Ive got it out twice in strip clubs now.

    The one in greece I walked back into the bar still hard after my dance, stood there and casually drunk my beer with it out. After the barmaid cmolimented it I put it away, before the barmaid and the dancers died of hysterics.

    Last night the girl put it away for me. I apologised for the cum, and it was only like a drop anyway. I have no idea how it happened, but it did.
     
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    Btw, I note that out of all of the do goody moralists on here, not one single one of you took a moment to say that you hope the girl is ok, and that things work out for her.

    <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Shut up you boring fanny
     
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    You are ****ing deranged and your story reeks of bullshit, if it's true it's even worse.
    3 strippers fighting each other for the attention of a Jewish pervert that shoots his load in public without even being touched.:emoticon-0140-rofl:

    I see you didn't step in to break up the cat fight instead you just sat there with your tiny cock out watching.
    You also said the stripper may get deported? .
    What nationality was she ?.
     
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  9. RobSpur

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    Iranian :(
     
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    Where was the strip club ?.
     
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  11. RobSpur

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    Romania.
     
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    GIRL 1 : brunette, quite attractive, pleasant.

    GIRL 2 : blonde, very attractive, pleasant but cagey

    GIRL 3 : blonde, probably not quite as attractive as she used to be, but still quite attractive, passionate psycho

    I spend maybe an hour an an hour and a half with girl 2. I'm being very intimate, and she's enjoying herself a lot. Move into head massages, and im giving her the BEST head massages. She just moves her head so that, the back of it is flat against my shoulder. Mmmmm, so nice. And im just...her hair was perfect for it....anyway....

    I say girl 1 can join us. And, im a little bit intimate with her, and she falls also into the head massages, slumped forward next to me.

    We had a bit of an argument about something, and next time she dances on stage, I get up, and go over to girl 3....

    ...

    I go over to sit next to girl 3.

    She's been sat there all night, watching me and these girls having fun.

    I sit down, and she sits on too of me and takes her top off. She starts moving while sitting on my lap. My hands are in the spot on her straight away. I can feel ive got her right by the goolies. So to speak, and that she's absoloutely loving it.

    This lasts maybe a couple of minutes, and she's sinking into my hands.

    Then, girls 1 and 2 suddenly come over.

    I dont know if they said anything, but the next thing i know, girl 3 gets up and lunges at girl 2. She misses first time, and by the time she goes again, im in the way, and i stand in front of girl 2.

    I thiiiiink, girl 1 then says something. But quick as a flash, girl 3 ****ing hurls herself at her.

    Heyre rollin around on the floor, screaming. They somehow get up on to the sofa i wss on earlier with girls 1 and 2, and theyre rolling about the sofa pulling each others hair out.

    Girl 2 tries to run over, and i push her down, and hold her down in the chair next to me.

    This must go on for at least a minute, with them pulling each others hair, hitting each other and screaming. 2 guys are trying to physicslly wrench tem apart and they cant. Eventually, girl 1 starts scrwaming over and over again as girl 3's pulling her hair.

    Eventually the guys manage to ohsyically pull them off each other.

    There's a lull of a few seconds, as girl 1 sits there looking at me in disbelief, and girl 3 sits looking at her with a guy on each side of her.

    Then....

    Girl 3 leaps on to girl 1, and i believe hit her in the face with her stiletto....
    PART 3....

    Im still sitting there holding girl 2 down.

    Girl 1's screaming over and over again.

    It takes probably the best part of a minute again for the owner and another guy to pull them apart.

    This time girl 2 carries on screaming.

    They both look like theyre checking for lost hair.

    I let girl 2 get up and go over, and she comes back looking like she's going to be sick.

    Girl 1's screaming over and over again. Eventually she comes over to me and holds my hand, she's clewrly in complete shock, she cant stop screaming, and she's covered in blood. Her eye looks like it might be damaged, and she's got a big gash just above her eye.

    She goes over to the bar, still screaming. The owner's wife and another lap dancer start shouting at her to shut up.

    Girl 2's going round looking like she's going to be sick.

    Girl 3's sat back down again calmly where she'd been with me just before. Sits there smoking a *** and giving me a sultry look. I stare at her like i hate her.

    I go over to the bar and shout at the owner and his wife telling the, to stop shouting at girl 1, whose still hysterical.

    I look at her eye and tell her eye's alright it's just blood, she'll be ok. Every now and again she grabs my hand.

    ****kkk....

    The next thing i remember, is girl 2's pulled me over and to a sofa and's sitting with her head up againt me. I put my arm round her and kiss her hesd and tell her she's going to be ok...

    A few minutes later the old bill arrive. There's 2 paramedics and about 5 cops come marching in...

    ****....

    There's gonna be a part 4. Need another ***.

    ....
    PART 4

    ....

    It all went a bit mental here tbh, and im not quite sure how to tell it.

    Basically girl 3's sat down smoking a *** giving me sultry looks like some kind of 1960s movie star.

    Girl 2's trying to get me to come over to the sofa with her.

    Girl 1's outside in an ambulance.

    The cops are going round the place asking questions.

    I'm telling the owner and his mrs to give girl 1 a break (the owner clearly liked girl 3).

    The owner's mrs kept coming up to me and saying it wasnt her fault, and i kept sayin i know it wasnt her fault.

    I go outside and see girl 1 in the ambulance. She looks at me and says this was your fault. I just tell her she's ok now, she's going to be alright.

    She's got a fat lip, bruises on her face, and a bandage round her eye.

    The ambulance guy's shouting at her and i tell him to shut up. I try to get in the ambulance and say im going to hospital with her.

    One of the coppers pulls me out, and we're pushing each other a bit.

    I tell him ive got connection <erm> and i will be down the police station tomorrow to make sure the girl's ok (she wasnt romanian and they didnt really see, to give a **** about her).

    The owner tells me that he's fired girl 1 for calling the cops. I try to talk him round.

    Girl 3 comes swanning past me and squeezes my waist and tries to put her arm round me and brushes against me.

    .....

    Oh, then they put girl 3 in the ambulance to check her out, and im telling the, they cant take them togethor in the same ambulance, and im telling girl 1 not to loo at her or talk to her.

    Girl 3's got red marks all down her shins.

    Actually it was after that girl 3 kinda comes on to me.

    ....

    I go back in, and i ask girl 2 if she can meet me tomorrow. She says wait, and tells me to go and sit by the door.

    She dissappears to get changed.

    Two other lap dancers come and sit either side of me and start stroking my hair and stuff, and i tell them to get lost.

    .....

    Errr......

    I leave.

    Manage to somehow walk round in a circle and end up back at the ****ing club.

    Girl. 3's now sat in the police van talking to the cops. She's just sat there smoking a ***, looking like she's just had the best sex of her life, and is just totally chilled.

    The owner's giving girl 3 an evil. I trun him away from her and tell him to leave it.

    I ask if everyone's calmed down now.

    The hostel owner tells me which way my hotel is and shakes my hand.

    I go home.
     
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    Kill yourself
     
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    You go to a Romanian strip club pull your penis out and ejaculated then give the dancers head massages ?.
    I guess having sex with them was too expensive you Jew bastard.
     
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    Auld and bold Jew *****phile Rob has the GC ****s absolutely fizzing at the sheer amount of underage and legal gash he gets <rofl>

    Got any more stories, Robert?
     
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    <laugh>

    Just read the detailed story. Were you in Romania alone, staying in a hostel, and visiting strip joints? Dedication to being a proper dirty ***** sex tourist.
     
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    It's called backpacking <ok>
     
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    Just happens to be the start of the School holidays.
     
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