i went to a lapdancing club the other night, and 3 of the girls had a fight over me. 6 coppers came down with the ambulance. This would be a boast, but the one girl got the **** kicked out of her and lost her job, and might have been deported. I went back last night to try to find out how she was, and during a lapdance I took my cock out on the sofa in front of the girl, and a tiny bit of jizz shot out over my head. I have no idea whether this is a boast or not. I apologised though. We all cried at the end of the night when the somg came on that was on when the girl was walking round the place in hysterics, screaming and covered in blood.
Funnily enough, I've been trying to score with a waitress here whose unifrom includes a little kilt that looks like a school skirt. she's hot though.
I say "trying to score". She came running out and told me she's got tomorrow off, and hopes to finish at 12 tonight so hopefully we can go home, and ai somehow managed to turn her down. In fact that's why I went to the lap dance club.
I know Jiffy, Aldo and Toby think I'm a dick and I accept I am most of the time, but all is fair in GC love and war, after all it is only words. However, you fella are not funny, not even a boring ****e like me, you just give me genuine cause for concern, probably stems from what I saw as your ***** sympathy that time - just saying #myopinion
If you're talking about the barmaid, if I put the photo on here of her body with the kilt/school skirt on, half the caants on here would have their cock in their hand in seconds Edit : again, not trying to be funny,
Then my mistake, but I'll be honest with yer, if GC let me ban you, I would, but it's their domain not mine, so if I choose to come here, I'll have to tolerate you.
Sorry fella, I'd stick the photo on, but I don't think she'd want you lathering yourself up over her tbh. Just google hot girl in kilt or something
It actually is. That's the scary thing. I've caused untold carnage in lapdancing clubs before, including one in rhodes where the girl had a fiht with the doorman trying to get out to meet me, and got carried upstairs kicking and screaming. This one topped he lot though. It's (obviously) just (very) sad that someone got (quite badly) hurt this time.
If she'd started at 3.45 and finished at 7.30, when the licensed bar opens you'd have been in like a shot.
From my experience with Lap dancers in Stringfellows and Spearmint Rhino the girls pretty much tell you anything if you're thrusting money at their pants I got a phone number from a New Zealand girl to meet her afterwards but I imagine that would have cost at least £500 for a few pumps and a squirt , the chances of it being a date were pretty slim. Thinking you are irresistible to women that you pay to show their boobs is pretty ****ing dumb. I'm guessing this magnetic attraction you hold on women doesn't work in bars or nightclubs with women that aren't whores? .
