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Off Topic Sunday morning, Ask Tel thread

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    Hi Tel,

    So I was ****ing about with the lads at half 5 this morning and as I reached for my weed, which they had cruelly hidden by tucking it in my lightshade, I felt my neck go stiff. It's really bad now, painful, and I can barely move my neck.

    What do I do?
     
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    Tel. Have you ever stroked a Tibetan mountain goat?
     
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    <laugh>

    Couple of Nurofen Plus and a tug should sort you out mate.

    If you mean seriously, just get somebody to rub either side of your spine about 4/5 inches below the pain, it's just cramp in your trap(s).
     
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    The one ****ing day he has an open surgery and the Manc twat goes AWOL <doh>
     
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    Ah, erm.,....

    Soz tel
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What do you mean stroked?
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I am off out shortly mind.

    Wifey wants to go shopping for holiday clothes, we're off to the broads... First stop, The North Face <laugh>
     
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    Yeah I did. Hate it when this happens, it really pisses me off.

    Tel,

    La Coste or G-Star jeans?
     
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    But I need your help here!

    Not just wanna chance giving her the bank card?
     
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    Tel. For your holiday are you buying a gum shield and a box to protect your nuts? Stuie works on the locks.


    Have you ever seen deliverance?
     
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    Tel, are you any good at managing a work load?
     
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    It'll be gone in no time mate, have some salty food.

    G-Star, I've never even seen a pair of Lacoste jeans.

    Although I'd just buy my jeans from Asos and save £100.

    I'd prefer that but she's insisting I go to get some clothes as well. I can't be arsed.
     
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    I've never seen deliverance actually.

    I'm have a code to keep so no chat about the other point.

    If I can get somebody else to do it then that's what I'll do.

    Where's Vince, this is his Forte not mine!
     
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    A bit too scouse for me, Lacoste
     
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    Have you ever listened to the song crocodile shoes whie jogging?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Tel, how come Germany have the 4th biggest gun ownership in the world, for their citizens. Isn't that dangerous giving their history?
     
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    I did not know this. It would appear I have failed you (all).

    Hopefully one of them will be used to dispatch Merkel.
     
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    I've just got back from a jog actually, 4 mile, weighted, absolutely hated every second of it.

    I listened to Ed Sheeran, funnily enough I don't have Jimmy Nail on my iTunes.
     
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