Hi Tel, So I was ****ing about with the lads at half 5 this morning and as I reached for my weed, which they had cruelly hidden by tucking it in my lightshade, I felt my neck go stiff. It's really bad now, painful, and I can barely move my neck. What do I do?
Couple of Nurofen Plus and a tug should sort you out mate. If you mean seriously, just get somebody to rub either side of your spine about 4/5 inches below the pain, it's just cramp in your trap(s).
I am off out shortly mind. Wifey wants to go shopping for holiday clothes, we're off to the broads... First stop, The North Face
Tel. For your holiday are you buying a gum shield and a box to protect your nuts? Stuie works on the locks. Have you ever seen deliverance?
It'll be gone in no time mate, have some salty food. G-Star, I've never even seen a pair of Lacoste jeans. Although I'd just buy my jeans from Asos and save £100. I'd prefer that but she's insisting I go to get some clothes as well. I can't be arsed.
I've never seen deliverance actually. I'm have a code to keep so no chat about the other point. If I can get somebody else to do it then that's what I'll do. Where's Vince, this is his Forte not mine!
Tel, how come Germany have the 4th biggest gun ownership in the world, for their citizens. Isn't that dangerous giving their history?
I did not know this. It would appear I have failed you (all). Hopefully one of them will be used to dispatch Merkel.
I've just got back from a jog actually, 4 mile, weighted, absolutely hated every second of it. I listened to Ed Sheeran, funnily enough I don't have Jimmy Nail on my iTunes.