According to the app on my phone that tells me the obscure holidays for the day. Today is "ratcatchers day".
My good lady didn't give me a choice. I apparently rolled in this morning about 3.30 clutching a kebab of unknown origin and in somewhat 'high spirits'. From what I actually remember I think it was a good night. Feeling wretched and getting no sympathy, she's dragging me out in 30 minutes apparently
you **** off without her get royally pissed then wake her up at 3.30 and are surprised you aren't getting any sympathy Thing is that was likely to happen anyway so you might as well go the whole hog.
Things seem to have become somewhat mundane In no real order. 1. The new **** barmaid, the virtual namesake of Denice, got sacked. She'd only done four ****ing shifts. She texted Kev (the guy that lived with Denice) to say her cat had been run over and she couldn't do her Saturday night shift. The following Friday, she put it on Facebook that she couldn't do her Saturday night shift as she's broken two ribs, but that she'd be on on the Sunday. Denice ****ed her off as soon as she walked through the door. 2. Kev got ****ed off by Denice for being a total pisshead and constantly pissing himself. 3. Vicky (the **** Sunday barmaid) wanted to change her shift from a Tuesday night to a Wednesday, so she went up to ask Denice (who had a trapped nerve in her neck and was in a lot of pain). Denice's sister, Mandy, said no as she was 'looking after' Denice. Vicky said "what's the difference between a Tuesday and a Wednesday" and when Mandy said "stop ****ing whinging", Vicky told them to stick the job and the ****ing pub up their Geordie arses 4. Some new and very horrible customers have started coming in. They really shouldn't be served - that's how bad. 5. I was sitting at the bar and the slut blond pulled up a stool right ****ing next to me - in front of the unit and started talking to me. As I was off work. I'd obviously had a few pints and a couple of spliffs so I was more mellow that when I've just finished work. I actually reciprocated and now might just give her one. 6. I had to go up to the Grange to score some hash as the coolers were ****ed in the Cheese and everyone was up there. Julie was working and as I walked past, she said she'd missed me and would I be starting to come in again with the season starting shortly. There are other things, but I'll get round to them in due course. The temporary new barmaid is ****ing lush
The blond wants a three some with you and the unit obviously. You should invite her to live with the two of you. Menage-et-trois every day.
Actually, being serious maybe that's how you can get the unit to move out. Keep suggesting threesomes. She'll either be creeped out and move away or she will agree.
lets. see then. positive sackings for the rubbish bar nuts.. Denise is a gerodie... shocking... RHC has given in with the horrid bint and proves persistence pays off. new barmaid is nice. julie is a slag. was kev a bed wetter.... can't be doing with that.
