if Jimmy is getting bored counting the £45000 that is coming in each week for doing sod all, maybe he could link up with Joey Barton. The other JB has been ordered to train alone by Newcastle so the two of them could link up and entertain each other. they could do a grumpy old men skit over half of mild complaining of what a crap deal they are getting out of life. and if they get really fed up they could call Marlon, Craig, Ballotelli and their mates and set up a team of wastrel footballers who have been granted the gift of being very good at a skill that earns a shedload of money and messed it up. they are undoubtedly rich enough to do it. they could get Gazza to come and manage them.
Felt sorry for Gazza over that incident. He'd heard there was a hidden Moat in a little village. He was obviously just there to do a bit of fishing.
Got a great game for Bullard. You need a bridge (Humber bridge would be fine), a couple of breeze blocks and some chain. Attach the bricks to the chain, then to your ankles, jump off the bridge. If you make a splash bigger then 10ft you are the bestest funniest person in the universe!!!
Who knows and who realy cares?? I know i dont. He could live off the interest he has made on his wages that he is suppose to earn for playing football! The sooner he has gone the better, im like Adam Pearson, sick and tired of hearing about JB!
