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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    11 GCSEs, 5 A-levels, BA, MA and CIMA accounting qualification. Helps me launder the money we get from the drive by shootings... <ok>
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>

    BTW, if you look at the last post on the previous page, i was clearly not talking about you!
     
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  3. Foredeckdave

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    For some reason my school put me in for both ) level and CSE (fore-runner of GCSE) Maths. I sat the o level papers first so i didn't turn up for the CSE papers. I've still got a CSE certificate - UNGRADED!
     
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  4. Sharpe*

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    Indeed! Swarbs does like reminding people from time to time!

    Love to know some of the guys who have been banned.

    - Corbo
    - Daggars in my heart
    - Comas
    - Viva United

    Probably have a GCSE between them.

    I imagine Mufcok and Rusholme are pretty clued up.
     
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  5. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Now that is strange. I didn't turn up for general studies (Uni's didn't accept them), there were no exams, but somehow I was graded?!
     
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  6. Sharpe*

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    What about that diploma in shirt lifting?!!
     
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  7. Swarbs

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    I thought they still needed to sort out the quantum gravity and dark matter issues before general relativity can be completely accepted? And we still need to actually find a definite black hole - just pointing at the bits of space we can't see and saying "there's one" doesn't count in my book! ;)
     
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  8. KingPepeReina.

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    You forgot Sesame Street.
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    You said, you would never tell anyone about it.

    still I made your back door red and sore :)
     
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  10. Sharpe*

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    lol <laugh>
     
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    You forgot to keep quiet.
     
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  12. Swarbs

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    Can you tell me how to get...how to get to Sesame Street?

    Seriously, I've never been there before and you seem to know it so well...
     
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  13. Bloody Wanker

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    Academic ability and non-delusion are not in correlation. Just saying.
     
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  14. Foredeckdave

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    Perhaps it was awarded upon the expectation of the grade they thought I would have achieved. But I passed the O level.
     
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  15. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    now there's an invite for yet another unending (and somewhat pointless) philosophical debate!
     
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  16. Bloody Wanker

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    please log in to view this image


    We've created a monster.
     
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  17. Sharpe*

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    Can you prove this unsubstantiated opinion?!
     
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  18. KingPepeReina.

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    To add a bit of humour to this page.
    Did you hear about the blonde that attempted to blow up her husbands car?
    She burnt her mouth on the tail pipe.
    What do you call an intelligent blonde?
    A Labrador.
     
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  19. Bloody Wanker

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    Seriously?
     
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  20. Sharpe*

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    100%
     
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