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  1. saintanton

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    I'd already thought of saying that it rolled over several slugs on the way down and their mucous secretions protected it from the ravages of the Great Briny, but I thought it seemed a bit far-fetched.
    I'll just have to go back to the one about the giant spider that spins a web to the moon.
     
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  2. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I met a dyslexic Thai girl once who offered to "cook my sock"

    I'll get my coat!
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Perhaps the salt preserved it.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ok. I heard about one last week in Italy. Tragic.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Youngest over tonight instead. She's got no money, so as usual, I'll be in the chair. She's worth it <laugh>
     
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  7. saintanton

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    Without repetition, hesitation or deviation?
    For how long?
     
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  8. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    I'm skint too ;)
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Are you worth it though?
     
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  10. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    How rude!
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Is he **** <ok>
     
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  12. Tobes

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    I'm going out to get absolutely ****ered tonight.

    No messing about with social drinking today, just gunning for it <laugh>
     
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  13. saintanton

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    You gonna come on here afterwards and call us all nasty names?
     
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  14. Tobes

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    Nah, it'll be daft O'clock and I won't be able to see the screen let alone type with any luck <ok>
     
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  15. saintanton

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    I presume it's a special occasion, so have fun. <ok>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You sound alarmingly like me there <yikes>
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you going out with RHC then?
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sounds like it. I've got a BS coming round tomorrow with some vitamin E <laugh>
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you're a mad man....
     
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  20. Tobes

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    No mate, no occasion whatsoever, I'm just right in the mood for it <laugh>
     
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