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Worst movie you've seen

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  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    What is the worst movie you have seen? If you're struggling then feel free to post more than one <ok>

    the worst one I've seen is Shoot Em Up, with Clive Owen. It's truly truly awful and the missus bought it on bluray so I'm stuck with it now <doh>

    She also bought Thick as Thieves with Morgan Freeman and Antonio Banderas and that was utter ****e
     
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  2. lost in translation
     
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  3. lone ranger

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    Red Eye- an action film where 85% of it is just 2 people sitting next to one another

    First Knight- with sean connery and richard gere, this was the first time in my life that i watched a film and thought "this is a bad film", i'd lived such a sheltered existance till then
     
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  4. VenomPD

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    The Marine, no worse film has ever been made. An ex made me watch this because she fancied the wrestler who was in it.

    There was a point in the film where he is tracking some guys through some woods and finds a footprint in the dirt. The only problem is that the footprint is raised out the ground like a wee sandcastle instead of pushed into the dirt like normal. You couldn't make it up.
     
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  5. lone ranger

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    i actually liked that <whistle>
     
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  6. Bhoy From Brum

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    Almost anything with Adam Sandler in it.
     
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    Indecent Proposal, ****ing hurrendous

    Always remeber the wife giving me pelters coming out of the pictures, saying my sighing and huffing and puffing really annoyed her!!
     
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  8. there's a film called steel with shaq o'neill in it, its that bad thats its funny. we all watched it stoned once and we ****in loved it. if u ever see it on watch it, u wont regret it.

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  9. a liked it
     
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    You must always be ****in stoned Nev<laugh>
     
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  11. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I watched funny people the other night and it was ****e. I hate the whole routine the **** goes through acting like a spaz.

    Theres a movie my dad always put on for a laugh, was called the search for the loch ness monster or something. Was obvious what it was about but the acting was horrendous. These american ****s trying to do really thick Scottish accents. They sounded South African or something. Cringeworthy.
     
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    I'll second that.

    Vanilla Sky is another disaster. Went to see that at the pictures years ago, at the end some guy at the back shouted "****E!!" he got cheered.

    Kung Pow - Enter The Fist deserves a mention as well <doh>
     
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  13. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I bet nev liked both of them
     
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    Waterworld.

    Utterly, utterly pointless.

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  15. Bhoy From Brum

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    Vanilla Sky - is that the one where he gets his face all mangled?

    ML - that one looks quite decent, me & the mrs thought about getting it next week.
     
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  16. Castleger

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    Just remembered...Donnie Darko, what a lot of pish!

    Bet Nev liked it<ok>
     
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  17. lone ranger

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    gamer- wtf was going on there <doh>
     
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  18. donnie darko has its moments, never seen vanilla sky or the other 1 frank said. a like the **** who shouted ****E tho. great guy.
     
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  19. av never seen donnie darko, thot you meant dogma. easy mistake to make <doh>
     
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    Lost In Translation, worsted(??) only by Mama Mia. That is the worst 2 hours of my life watching that.
    MrsW dragged me to the pictures to watch it. Only consolation was that after 20 minutes she hated it as much as me. She asked if we could leave - I said no, you dragged us here, you can ****in watch it.
    ****s were actually clapping at the end. <arron>
     
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