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ER writing his autobiography

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Apparently ER is taking time out this weekend to pen his autobiography, here are a few working titles for him to consider;

    The Old Man and the Soup
    You'll Have To Speak Up
    No, It Was The Dog
    It Never Used To Be That Small
    Very Nice She Was Too
    Nurse!
     
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  2. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    All Blood And Action is the provisional title.
     
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  3. gas

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    The life and times of a piss stinking old bastard.
    Memoirs of a senile ****.
    The real reason I can only eat soup.
    The worlds most boring life.
    The no so amazing adventures of a crustly old ****.
    101 ways to dodge the coffin.
     
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  4. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Or perhaps The Life Of Christ In Beans.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Jul 21, 2016
  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My life in soup

    by Drew Peacock.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "Piper Alpha - My part in it's Downfall"
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Dignitas calling
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    jack-torrence-costume-3.jpg
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Thought it was "All Wind and Piss"?
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You are very rude sir!!
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****in ****e movie. I'll never understand the hype over it nor anything else Kubrick did. Thank **** the **** died.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 21, 2016
  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    What's your major malfunction Stumpy?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yassssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Popped.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Clockwork Orange was a work of genius. So was 2001: a Space Odyssey. You're talking ****e (that wasn't one of his movies).
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Surely " ****s and *****'s " has to the title?

    As I recall ER introduced this to the GC lexicon.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    It was ****ing pish!! Well said, Wullie
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 22, 2016
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Both overrated crap.
    Bollocks.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 22, 2016
  18. Null

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    Pished up **** ^^^
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I did that once. Actually quite erotic.

    Bit messy though.
     
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  20. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Kubrick was utter gash.

    Every film he did was pish.
     
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