Boris's Bad Hair Day Hotline Has your hairdresser ever given you such a bad hairstyle that everyone laughs at you Talk to me I have the answers
This reminds me of a poster on these boards - just can't for the life of me think of his name though...
Bloke goes to Lord's for the Test match, England v Australia. Next to him is an old man who appears to be on his own, and then an empty seat. Curious as to why a game that sold out months ago has an empty seat, he asks the old man if someone is joining him. "No", says the old boy. "That was supposed to be my wife's seat, but she's passed away. We came to every Test match here for 20 years, and these were always our seats. This is the first time I've come without her." "Oh, I'm sorry" says the man. Then he thinks and says "But couldn't you have brought a friend or family member with you instead?" "Oh no," says the old man. "They're all at the funeral."
As the sun sets on UK membership of EU, it seems that Cornwall and Northern Ireland decided to Remain...