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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who is it, then?
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Colin Hunt, character from the Fast Show
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Perhaps you should offer to fill her loaf with chowder.

    There are two possible outcomes.
    1) your testicles will weigh less for a few hours.
    2) she'll avoid you and stop bugging you.

    You have the opportunity here to let your sex appeal drive her away.
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Exactly. (apart from the Chowder reference like, it's Warrington ffs)

    Tell her straight, if I buy you a few pints am I going to get to smash your back doors in? If so, pull up a pew.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    'Fill her loaf with chowder'? Is that septic-speak for give her one? <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Youngest coming over tonight. She's just applied for her first job. She got an email alert that an independent publisher based in Manchester is looking to hire newly qualified English graduates. With a first class, she's got to be in with a shout of an interview and if she gets an interview, I reckon she'll get the job. Sooner that than ****ing off to California for 6 months <ok>
     
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  7. BobbyD

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    Loads of jobs in London generally (i haven't checked since brexit). Saying that though if its media then everything is moving to manchester i believe
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've googled the company. It looks to have a very good reputation. <ok>
     
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  9. BobbyD

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    that's good. To be honest, the most important thing for her now is to get onto the job ladder and get that experience. I've found in my experience, the firs job is always the hardest. Once you get some experience then finding jobs gets a lot easier
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Ewwwwwww. Manchester. Get herself down to that London
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm sure she could get a job in the Carolinas. <ok>
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I'm looking for a job ...
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    None in the Carolinas for you.

    <whistle>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Big sister got the first job she applied for. In the case of the youngest, looking at it as a recruiter:

    They want a fresh graduate. First class honours from a Manchester university = interview.

    She gets the interview. She's very easy on the eye, is extremely articulate and is passionate about writing. She also has a great sense of humour.

    She has a great chance in my opinion <ok>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree...


    ... Shows there's an exception to every rule. <whistle>:bandit:
     
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    What if it's on the side of a hill and rolls down to a river where it bobs along to the sea and gets carried round the Cape to the Indian Ocean then gets picked up on the shores of Sri Lanka by a foraging elephant then taken off it by the mahout who gives it to his son for a packed lunch because he's off on a voyage of discovery into the Himalayas?
    I think there's a flaw in your piece of folk whimsy.....
     
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    The Apple still wouldn't have fallen far. The rest of the movement was due to rolling and being relocated by other forces after falling.
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Plus it'd have rotted or turned to salty mush long before it round the cape.
     
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    Oh bugger - and I was going to base my latest novel on that story.
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Sorry about that but you could always pretend it rolled through something that would protect it from the sea.

    Ill expect a royalty for this
     
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