Off Topic Dog hooked on heroin and meth is now clean

Sounds like a typical Tarrantino movie.

 

Stu?

 

Hmmmmmmmmm..

I will chew on that one mate..

What you doing with your half?

 

I was gonna hollow it out and use it as a cake mould, but I remembered I'm on a diet, so I'll probably put some ski's on it and see if I can get it into the winter paranimalympics.

 

Not so much eddie the eagle but bubba the bobsleigh.

 

You go for it mate..

My humour has just suddenly vanished..

Leave you to it..

 

Ski Forrest ski.

 

Only needs one ski the way we divided him up.

 

Oscar the shooter on a ski.

2/10 on moving targets but 10/10 on static.

 

One lung, one eye, one bollock.

He'll be back on the crack in no time.

 

Or a small bbq in a hippy connunity.

 

You know what they say about looking after dogs: walk them regularly and play with them, give them food and fresh water, pick up their poop, give them a comfortable place to sleep, don't give them meth.

Glad the pooch is ok. The only news stories about animals are normally too upsetting to read.

 

That won the thread!

 

Then eat the yappy things?