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Off Topic Dog hooked on heroin and meth is now clean

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  1. Brian Storm

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    A meth-addicted puppy who was rescued from a seedy motel room is now finally drug-free.

    Bubba, a chirpy seven-month-old terrier mix, has now found a new family after spending four
    months recovering in Orange County Animal Care.

    He had been found festering in a hotel room in Tustin, California and when rescuers first saw him, he was huddled in a corner, listless, and close to death.

    ‘I walked in and saw all these drugs on the ground,’ Lt Brian Frick, a supervising animal control officer, told the OC Register.


    ‘I said, “where’s the dog?” and walked around the corner and saw him lying listless. He was so cold and lethargic, I thought it was just he’d been taken from his mom too soon. I never suspected he may have gotten into drugs.

    His 40-year-old owner Joshua West was arrested on an outstanding warrant, as well as for possession of methamphetamine, heroin and drug paraphernalia

    Meanwhile, when vets ran medical tests on Bubba they found he tested positive for methamphetamine and heroin.

    It is unclear whether the dog ingested the drugs or inhaled the fumes.

    Since then he has been treated with a regular diet of fluids and healthy food. And finally, last week, his tests came back clear for the first time.

    An anonymous couple were quick to adopt little Bubba, who is now drug-free and full of life.

    Katie Ingram, assistant director of OC Animal Care, said: ‘They were a really nice couple and told us that Bubba would have a sister. Bubba bonded with them immediately.’

    Now the pup is enjoying his new home with a loving family.

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    So a harrowing story but all's well that ends well, a happy ending. Because of the happy ending we can look at the comedy.
    This is what an ex heroin and meth head dog looks like
    <laugh>

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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Poor little fella, I hear he's said he's happy to be off the class-A's but he's not giving up the ***s just yet.

    One step at a time.
     
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  3. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    He has said though that he will cut down to 40 a day for a month and see how it goes..<ok>

    He has also asked his rescuers if they can give him a Jimi Hendrix hair style all over as he feels kinda groovy, a bit mixed up but the tail wagging department is ****ing cool..<laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    His rock and roll days are over, no more hotel suites, no more pool parties, no more snorting coke off hot girl's tits.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Just a violin bass, a 100 watt amp and some Paul Lookartme sunglasses now for that 4 legged dude..<ok>

    'Lennon? who's he? a schitzu that wrote and played ****'

    I can see me making a star out of this 4 legged fella..<laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Britain's got Talent...

    "Oh here we go another ****ing dog act... what does the dog do, run up a ramp, jump through a hoop, eat a biscuit out of your arse crack...zzzzzz"

    "No actually, he's gonna take this crack pipe, and get ****ed out of his skull then roll around on the floor for the next 25 mins barking "**** the queen" and if you're lucky, Amanda, he'll spew in your handbag and shag ya leg".
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I assume you want to be part of this gig?

    Getting excited there like, just as I was 15 mins ago..

    Need to give the dog a new name, I was thinking Rex, it will reel the Crufts lot in..<ok>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think we've got different ideas for the dog mate, we're gonna have to go in different directions, do you wanna split him length ways or you have the arse I'll take the head?
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    2 legs each mate, makes it better for me, everyone in the music industry loves a non-singer or a freak show.. ;)

    Think I will call him Brooklyn after some other useless piece of ****..<ok>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That's it settled then, I'll have the front two legs, head, ears and chest... you can have the back two legs, tail, arse, cock and balls. <ok>

    Winner winner chicken dinner, or dog dinner, in Comm's case.
     
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    Good job they didnt play Adam and the Ants 24/7.

    Its dog eat dog,eat dog.

    Whats up daddy O.
     
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    Ha firstly im getting pissed on chewing gazzas beard. Now whacked out eating chow.

    I like this. Should save some coin.
     
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    There's a good chance you'll have some side effects after eating this dog mind.
     
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    Unless it has rabies also i will sleep it off
     
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    Not a ****ing chance hombre, I need half a face and an eye ball for it to work..

    Down the middle it is then..
     
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    Pulled dog burgers with LSD and jalapeno sauce.
     
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    Can we not get a bigger dog. A terrier is a bit sparce on the meat thing.
     
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    <laugh>

    Or your plan is ****ed.

    Joe's travelling circus, watch him play a selection of Bryan Adams hits for Blunham on his sliced dog guitar.

    50p a ticket, please don't feed the animals.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    We've got it's bed as well, you can eat that.
     
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    Oops, it looks like Bubba has fell off the wagon.

    <laugh>

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