Ginger-haired people have been told not to even think about going near a window, let alone stepping out of the house today. Temperatures are set to reach levels that could wipe out Madame Tussaud’s waxwork population, meaning that the more pale and freckly among us are at a particularly high risk. “Seriously, just ring in sick” said Dr. Malcolm Grant, a skincare specialist. “Tell them you’ve got whatever bug is going around, or if you’re a woman, say you’ve got woman’s problems. Nobody will dare question that one.” “I myself have been cursed with two ginger children, and I’m not letting them out of their rooms. If they even set foot outside then they’re liable to burst into flames.” “Curtains drawn, air-con on. That’s the phrase for today- along with ‘**** me it’s hot, isn’t it?’” Surprisingly little concern has been shown for tennis player Andy Murray, who while not being “full-ginger” is at the very least Scottish, and therefore in a similar risk category. “Meh, he’ll be fine” said tennis fan, Sally Hart, “he’s so grumpy that I doubt the sun will want to go near him.” “Besides which, my entertainment is more important than the health of some silly sports people. Do you have any IDEA how much I spent on these strawberries?” “Don’t bother guessing, it will be on my Facebook wall in a minute.” It is hoped that the weather will cool enough for mankind’s first ever “Ginger Pride” parade next week, where hordes of carrot-topped individuals will line the streets and celebrate all that is good about being ginger. The parade is expected to last around eight minutes before heading inside to get out of the sun.
End of an era for one of sunderlands most iconic spots. historic Sunderland pub has been sold - and regulars say they have been told it will close within days. A spokesman for The Londonderry Hotel, in High Street West, confirmed it was changing hands but not what would happen afterwards.
. Sniffed her hand. http://m.essexchronicle.co.uk/woman...ht-on-camera/story-29462864-detail/story.html
Off up home to gods green acre tomorrow, Hebburn. I've got my nephew's (my godson) 18th birthday. Out for a few drinks tom night with him and his dad then a meal out with family Saturday evening, be nice to get together with the family again, what's left of em. Yes i know, it means no golf at all over the weekend but i can live with that for this occasion
Oops. Yank police getting over excited again. http://news.sky.com/story/police-shoot-unarmed-man-with-his-hands-up-10507939
Yeah, I know mate. These last few years I've started to really become ****ed off with the USA, though. The way they try and lecture every ****er else in the world, and they've got the biggest race issues going on, on their land. ****ers.
You'd think they'd calm down when under the spotlight wouldn't you? The guys retaliating are just as bad, targetting police officers, just because another cop has shot dead some person in the street. I saw a video of 3 cops who were killed by the sniper, 3 guys who looked like they wouldn't say boo to a goose, family men, lives devastated. Two wrongs will never make a right.
Sounds to me like they wanted to make a video... incident at an RAF base in which two men tried to grab a serviceman is being treated as an attempted abduction. Police say two men of Middle Eastern appearance approached the serviceman yesterday afternoon about a mile from RAF Marham and tried to bundle him into their vehicle. The victim was not in uniform at the time
