I was always listening mate. But I didn't need to be told... It was AND STILL IS clear for everyone to see.
Didn't actually venture into Paphos or Limasol but drove through both - once each. We were on the coast between them, quite remote and decent hotel but it was our first holiday in 13 years with no poncing little feckers so we hired a car and went out to have fun. Troodos Mountains were great and speedboating at Latsi was probably the highlight. Evidently I am not designed to take up horse riding at 48 though, I damaged muscles I haven't got and was hanging on like a giant overweight koala bear!
So you're going to ruin the season before it's begun, could you not at least if it one full game........
Dont get me started about horse riding. the mrs and youngest share a pony and ride it four or five times a week between them. They talked silly bollocks here into going on a hack on Dartmoor when we were in Devon, been 6ft 1 and of size I end up on what looked like a shire horse!!! All went well to start with. but when they got on the tops they set off at a canter/trot/gallop leaving me to gently walk on. I didn't know they are pack animals and as soon as his mates ****ed off he was off at full tilt to find em. Still don't know how I didn't plummet to my death! Last year at Kiotari we hired a couple of jet ski for four hours and had a brilliant time speeding up the east coast of Rhodes. Did about 40 miles in straightline distance and love every second. mega much sunburn
I had an old pikey pony called Roger because he was "calm". Exactly the same scenario (I'm 6'+ too) and trotting with the wrong pants on is no laughing matter. 14 and a half stone bouncing up and down on my jingly jangles on a horse that wouldn't stop and my mrs thought it was all hilarious! Add to that his taste for shrubs that evidently only grow on cliff edges and my vertigo and it was a laugh a minute - not!
LL is going to be knackered if TC is right. We are hardly going to feature on TV next season apparently.
I have had some bad news following her throat operation this morning.......... The bastards were lying when they said she wouldn't be able to speak for up to five days... she is already rabbiting by phone ( cant pick her up till after she has eaten something tonight).
