Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Waste not, want not

 

Who are you?

 

32C here today, just fantastic weather. Too hot to work

Went for a swim with a few folk at one of my favourite bays. Just beautiful

 

I'm Gerrez.

 

It's not cool to pretend to be someone that's dead #tut

 

I stood on a big, black, ****off slug yesterday in my bare feet - I wasn't best pleased.

I don't think the slug was chuffed either.

 

Hate slugs, vile creatures.

 

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You been spying on the Cheese?

 

Some of them are quite nice if you get to know them socially.

 

I thought that was Everton fans?

 

Now you're just being silly.

 

Well yeah, it's me like.

 

Not as hard as snails

 

True.
They stick to your feet quite well though.

 

Teach you to walk around in bare feet whilst not watching where you're going.

 

It was too hot for footwear.
Daft thing is, about 2 minutes earlier I'd warned someone not to step on the bugger, then I went and did it.
Fortunately I'd just had a couple of Hens and that took the edge off my disgust somewhat.

 

I hope that means Old Speckled Hens

 

SNAP

 

I'll leave the alternative to your fecund imaginings.