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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That ****er was pissed in the Cheese an hour earlier <ok>
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Woulda thought one of the regulars was using it to smuggle in drugs or knock-off booze from the continent
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 18, 2016
  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Those pinipeds are rum ****ers <laugh>

    The ****ing family from hell were all hunting pokemon on Saturday afternoon. ****s should be sterilised <grr>
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    what pokemon were found in the cheese?

    I'd say they were sweeeet.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jul 18, 2016
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    too sweeeet
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 18, 2016
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    jigglypuffs mostly them...
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I reckon koffing and ghastly would be found in cheese.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS. The ****ers playing that are untermensch with webbed fingers and toes <ok>
     
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    So. You never got to boink the chick from the other pub? The one with a boyfriend and no car?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who the **** are you asking personal questions like that? <grr>
     
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    I... Am... Your... Father...
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No you're ****ing not.
     
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    No. I'm not. But I could apply to adopt you if you like.
     
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    You should always think carefully about adoption......
     
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    I think RHC would make a great son. We could open up a florist shop together on skid row and call it Mushnik and Son.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Denice night tonight. Mind you, her sister's down from the North East, so she'll probably work and she not really good fun. Not like Denice at any rate.
     
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    Does her sister have a big firm dog?
     
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    She's got a big growler.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Denice is the one with the big dog <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    As suspected. Denice showed her face for about 5 minutes and ****ed off back upstairs. When I got there, that blond was sitting outside sponging off a few mugs. I went in and sat down at the pretty deserted bar. Daft Eddie was ****-faced and put a load of ****e on the jukie. Next thing, the ****ing blond comes in and sits right next to me, with vast expanses of bar available to her. Thankfully, Jimmy the ****house came in and sat the other side of her, so that distracted her. However, she did continue trying to engage me, so rather than get into a slanging match, I just ****ed off outside. What the **** is her ****ing problem? <grr>
     
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