Solves a number of problems, but does it create more? Would be just typical if the pair go and Bournemouth become a most miserly defence in PL. Couldn't happen, could it?
...................and who said Santa does come in July! ( Now, if this is some kind of sick joke, I'll be really p-ssed!)
Clearly looking to offload Caulker & Onuoha probably won't be guaranteed a 1st place so apart from need a replacement & a new captain I don't see it creating any real problems.
I would drive them there for £15 million. (Nearly the last two of the big earners gone..Sandro is still here isn't he?) Caulker no loss at all....Ned is a really good sort, always given his best but just not quite good enough, and definately no on field leader. I think we have a back four sorted out from Hall, Lynch, Bidwell, Robinson, Cole, Furlong, Perch, even Henry (have I forgotten anyone)....what is missing is a reliable CB back up...but with £15million we could find a junior up and coming CB. Yes please, but suspect paper talk...but would be very happy to see Caulker go anywhere
OH YES YES YES CAULKER ABSOLUTELY USELESS NEEDS TO WEAR A DRESS NEDUM ONORA COMPLETE PHYSICAL SUPREMACY WITH THE BRAIN OF A DUCK BUT THIS REALY WONT HAPPEN WE NEVER GET THIS MUCH LUCK BUT IMAGINE IT DID AND WE BUY A WINGER AND TWO STRIKERS THAT CAN SCORE NO MORE FALLING TO SLEEP WHILST WATCHING QPR BECAUSE THEY ARE A MADDENING BORE SEB POLTER GETS PUT INTO HIS TRUE POSITION WHICH IS CENTER HALF HE NEVER WAS A STRIKER ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH ELLERS CHOKES ON HIS PRAWN SANDWHICH AS WE SCORE SIX GOALS EVERY MATCH AND IM AFRAID FORGET THE PLAY OFFS AS KNOWBODY GETS NEAR US WE ARE TOO GOOD TO CATCH THIS MESSAGE BOARD BECOMES NUMBER ONE AND EVERY ONE SAYS ITS THAT BLASTED POET, HE KEEPS PUTTING ON HIS CAP LOCKS ,HES THE NEW PAM AYRES
Why would anyone buy the centre back pairing from one of the most spineless relegation sides in living memory?
THANKS GUYS THATS NICE ITS A SHAME THE OTHER FOUR THOUSAND POEMS ARE LOST ON ALL THE MESSAGE BOARDS BUT IT DOSNT MATTER THESE ONLY TAKE I MINUTE TO WRITE BUT ANYWAY THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER GOT FIVE LIKES FOR A POEM OF COURSE NOW IM AFTER SIX LIKES YOU GUYS NO THE NATURE OF THE TED LIKE BRIAN CLOUGH IVE GOT A VERY BIG HEAD IVE LOST ROOFE TO LEEDS OH HOW MY HEART BLEEDS IVE HEARD OF DONALD DUCK BUT WHO THE XXXX IS DONALD DACK WELL IF WE SIGN HIM HE WILL PUT MORE GOALS INTO OUR ATTACK POOR BOURMOUTH WITH CAUKLER AS THERE CENTER BACK,I MEAN HOW DOES HE MISS ALL THOSE HEADERS HAS HE GOT A HOLE IN HIS HEAD AND ON THE GROUND HE MISSES EVERY TACKLE HE OFTEN TACKLES THE REF INSTEAD OH DEAR OH DEAR I HOPE THE CHIEF DOSNT THROW A SPEAR IVE GOT A FEELING THESE CHERRIES FANS ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE POOR OLD QPR BUT ONE GOOD THING WE ARE COMMING UP AND CAN GET TO BOURNMOUTH BY CAR IM GOING TO GIVE ELLERS A LIFT DOWN THERE HE CAN SHAIR BECAUSE HES A STAR
