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"Why are you famous?"

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    A simple enough question put to a celebrity by a toddler. He didn't get an answer.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/kim-kardashian-famous-toddler_uk_57860c16e4b08078d6e78086

    Probably because the reason Kim Kardashian is "famous" for doing this


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    "leaked" (knowingly filmed and distributed on the net) home video of her sucking off some dark gentleman "goes viral" (which means it was watched) and then goes on to "star" (defunct term) in a "reality TV show" (another redundant term as nothing remotely concerning reality ever happens)

    What she should have said to the toddler is "I am a cock loving attention whore who will do anything to get my face on TV, the internet, magazines etc and because you have all seen my minge and know I love BJ's you carry on watching the mind numbing antics of me and my equally whoreish sisters as we give off some sort of air of superiority for having shed loads of cash to spend on clothes, jewelry and the high life"

    "And my Dad is now my Mom because he/she is totally f*cked up"


    From Ted 2 - "Did you hear that Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm! You look like a Kardashian"
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'm gonna have to claim the moral high ground here. I have no idea what a Kardashian even is.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You should read the Metro religiously every day like Grove does and start awesome threads too <ok>
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Yes you do.
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Surely she must have been known before the leak was made otherwise it's not much of a leak is it?
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's a z-list summat or other trying very hard to be a y-list summat or other. Repeat until dead or discover talent.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The slut made 80 million bucks from a stupid mobile game.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Spot-her-fanny?
     
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  11. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    In her bid for fame and fortune she married another talentless twerp Kanye West. Her Dad was Bruce Jenner who used to do athletic things at the Olympics so by association she was heard of. When her chap filmed her sucking the sausage (black pudding?) there was al element of "Oh look, that athletic bloke's whore of a daughter has been filmed noshing off one of the bredren, shock horror"

    It then turns out she has a couple of similar looking sisters and along with her Dad's fame the TV producers decide it is a good idea to release a show based on their shallow lives. The Dad then decides he wants to be a she and the whole world goes to hell in a hand cart.

    They are at the top of the list of cnuts who are now famous, are referred to as celebrities or even stars, and who are utterly minted for having absolutely no definable talent whatsoever.

    Add to the list the likes of that dead twat Jade Goody, the entire cast of TOWIE, Geordie Shore and Made in Chelsea. Oxygen thieves, the lot of them.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Telly. Opiate of the dumb masses.
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    We have about a million TV channels

    Switch over
     
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  14. GroveRanger

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    I don't even watch the f*ckwits on TV but on the shows I do watch their talentless faces always crop up during the adverts. You can't escape even if you use other forms of media. Apparently there is some sort of rift with Kanye and Taylor Swift, it's all over the 'tinternet news and hardly a week goes by without one or other of the extended family appearing in the papers.

    Mr Kardashian was best buddies with OJ Simpson and helped him get away with murder as he was part of the defence team at the trial.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If the latest news is true, Kanye and Kim could soon be doing porridge.

    Here's hoping.
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Don't make me laugh
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Recording a telephone call is a criminal offence <rofl>
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Would love to see that **** go down but let's face it. It'll never happen
     
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  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I think Grove already posted a picture of her going down...
     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    I bet she got her porridge too.
     
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