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Kit Kat Fish

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    A giant gourami fish was donated to London's Sea Life Aquarium, but its handlers were puzzled as it wouldn't eat anything they gave it. They got back in touch with the previous owners who admitted that they only gave the fish Kit Kats to eat.

    Kit Kat Fish

    The fish is now being weaned off chocolate, but seriously, what sort of nutter thought feeding fish Kit Kats was a sensible thing to do?
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The same sort of nutter who would name a fish Gary.
     
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    That was on Five live yesterday morning and people were encouraged to phone in telling of their pets strange eating habbits. The RSPCA would have had a field day.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The fish looks quite happy...
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I had an Oscar in my tank and he used eat a nodge of hash every now and then. Did him no harm at all but he used go a slight bit mad for a few minutes spitting stones at the glass and other fish

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  6. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    You feed cannabis resin to your fish?
     
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  7. Bollocks

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    He's not doing much for the toothless Irish simpleton stereotype, is he?
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    not anymore ..... i put a piranha in the tank let nature do what it will and then got rid of the piranha and tank and all concerned with it <ok>
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    I bought a stuffed piranha off eBay for £7. Bargain.
     
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  10. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    If I was your neighbour, I'd probably move.
     
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    it might be ol ''sonny'' you should have heard the **** flap inside the pot for a good 20 minutes before finally coming to rest ( ps i used a pot not a net to get the ****er out of the tank, i value my fingers an all like)
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    why ? i reckon yould be round looking for the nodges that arent being given to the fish anymore
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    I've currently got a fox skull in my house that I'm going to post to my mate. He's got a picture of this fox in his wallet. He calls it "Sandy Pipe: The Friendly Peterculter Fox"....ask ER about the fox;

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-11620693

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-13411219
     
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  14. Hash.

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    Come to think of it, if you have so much you can feed it to the fish -aye, I'll pop in for a nodge now and again. <ok>
     
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    Ive got a talking parrot named stereo, everytime time i say who's a pretty boy, he says **** off you racist bastard i am now a MOD.
     
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