Ask Me Anything Episode 6 - Kevin

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Patience

Patience

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After several weeks' hiatus and 5 previous editions, AMA is back! In the 6th episode we delve in to the deepest recesses of one of the 21st Century's emptiest minds, that of GC's own self-qualified psychologist, and self-declared 'The Thinker', Wee Kev.

Renowned on Not606 for his selfless work towards maintaining the site for free, and his continued homoerotic concern for the site's owner, Mick, Kevin continues to carry a mysterious aura whenever he appears, cunningly hiding his vast brain capacity by struggling to write coherently, or with any sense.

However, today he will be here to answer YOUR questions, and to provide hope for us all that we too can one day reach the career highs of Gillingham's very own Freud!

1. Did you gag when you smelled Minxy's blue waffle?
2. Can you rap?
3. Other than clearing up Mick's hot man goo, what is your real job?
4. Does it hurt when Toby hangs out the back of you?
5. ******.
 
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I would like answers to the following questions;

1) How much is that doggy in the window?
2) How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
3) What binoculars should I buy?
4) Do those electronic Six Pack Abs things actually work?
5) Underwear - boxers, briefs or trunks?
 
Genuinely have no idea why this AMA isn't going well. Previous 5 were all 2/3/4 pagers. Honestly can't think of a single reason why this specific AMA would be ****.
 
What kind of ****e are you Kev, are you a light brown, runny cuŕry jobby?

Or are you the solid, brown type that is hard to flush?

Or are you the classic hard white chalky toally that we seldom see these days?
 
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****** The Dog said:
Genuinely have no idea why this AMA isn't going well. Previous 5 were all 2/3/4 pagers. Honestly can't think of a single reason why this specific AMA would be ****.
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He's probably busy doing Mick's weekly supermarket shop or cleaning his house.

Give the poor bloke a chance, he works for 15h+ a day :frown:
 
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:laugh:

He will triumphantly appear on this thread going on about what an amazing WUM he is.

Hopefully he uses another moronic analogy.
 
****** The Dog said:
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He will triumphantly appear on this thread going on about what an amazing WUM he is.

Hopefully he uses another moronic analogy.
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He's the best WUM ever. He changed my little avatar tag thingy to 'The Leech' and changed my avatar to a leech picture.

Laughs were had by all.
 
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GroveRanger said:
I would like answers to the following questions;

1) How much is that doggy in the window?
2) How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
3) What binoculars should I buy?
4) Do those electronic Six Pack Abs things actually work?
5) Underwear - boxers, briefs or trunks?
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Answer to 3 = Nikon Travelite EX.
 
Pretty poor show from Kev not honouring the poor flies of GC a big steaming mound of Kevin and his clever trolling.
Dev Toby Grove and Jiffy had no problem having a little chuckle at themselves.
 
Tbh I'm quite glad he hasn't answered. His attempts at wit are cringe worthy and put me aff ma Voddie.
 
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Golden rule <whistle>

I'm honoured that Jiffy has now broken the golden rule not once but twice for me, I totally understand his dilemma the LYT leader being schooled by Kev, and now all his little GC pokemon stand proudly behind his backside with yer gums drooling (well except Gambol he's a lovely cute mutt <smooch> xxx.) I'm so proud of you all, stand together Scottish brothers, you can't be seen owned by a Nigel :)
 
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Golden rule <whistle>

I'm honoured that Jiffy has now broken the golden rule not once but twice for me, I totally understand his dilemma the LYT leader being schooled by Kev, and now all his little GC pokemon stand proudly behind his backside with yer gums drooling (well except Gambol he's a lovely cute mutt <smooch> xxx.) I'm so proud of you all, stand together Scottish brothers, you can't be seen owned by a Nigel :)
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Just answer the ****ing questions.
 
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brb said:
Golden rule <whistle>

I'm honoured that Jiffy has now broken the golden rule not once but twice for me, I totally understand his dilemma the LYT leader being schooled by Kev, and now all his little GC pokemon stand proudly behind his backside with yer gums drooling (well except Gambol he's a lovely cute mutt <smooch> xxx.) I'm so proud of you all, stand together Scottish brothers, you can't be seen owned by a Nigel :)
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Simon, Grave raider, Gas and Archie aren't Scottish Kev. Mindy is Oirish and Jiffy is a sandancer Arabian fright.

In fact the only Jock on this fred is me.

Gambol disne count because he isne a 100 % hooman.
 
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