Off Topic people you'd like to go for a beer with

Had many beers with Ronno OLM, he was the nicest guy you could hope to meet. Tried to teach him to drive once,best forgotten. Always thought that he was undervalued in Bowies rise to fame.

 

A few hours drinking with myself at 16yrs old! Just to give the lad a few pointers!

 

"Don't switch from bitter to lager when you get into the nightclub, it'll give you a ****ter of a headache tomorrow"

"Barley Wine & Cider sounds good but it 'll only ever end bad"

Stuff like that?

 

Of course! All the important stuff

 

You want to go out for a drink with yourself when you were 16??

Dirty bastard!

 

Actual lol, chapeau

 

I should add, unless you realise your 16 year old self could have made different life choices if an older male "friend" had taken him under his, ahem, wing, in which case I won't judge you Greeny.

 

The first thing I'd have said was " get out you're not old enough!"

 

JR Tolkien, bet he could tell you a tale or two..

 

Probably bore you to death talking endlessly (four books worth) about ****ing hobbits, ****ing dwarves, ****ing goblins, ****ing elves and ****ing fairies lurking in ****ing Mirkwoods and such like! Oh, and one mustn't forget the ****ing sorcerers, ****ing dragons and ****ing Gollum!

 

He would go on about Gwillam Lloyd?

 

Fairies?

That's one from your subconscious, not his.

 

Who is Gwillam Lloyd? Am I displaying my ignorance?

 

I think it's called creative license.

 

I've seen some dwarf porn but not any of the others. Didn't realise old Tolkien was such a perv.

 

Thank you for the information. Does he have one of those annoying sing-song accents appropriate for his name?

 

Let it go Lambo, you know how it winds you up.