Off Topic The elevator chat

Inspired by the salesman's 'elevator pitch' where he has, say 60 seconds to sell an ldea to a client.......

If you could be in an elevator with anyone past or present in the whole wide world..... who would it be and what would you ask them?

 

Buddah - "Do you, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... suffer from claustrophobia "?

 

Maggie. About this new miners lamp design.

 

So God, six days, really?

 

Albert! Can we change the title to lift chat? I don't want to have to have a little chat in the rest room if you know what I mean.

However


I'd like to be in with myself in 10 years time to decide if it's even worth going that far.

 

Hopefully not. Ya fruit.

 

Uh oh

 

Elavator.

**** yank talk.

 

Let's start throwing tomaytoes

 

Sooner? I hope not.

 

Are you in the stocks?

I shall disguise the bricks in passata sauce.

 

That's the way I like it

I've had a flag pole land on my bonce and simply walked it off mate

 

I've actually been in a lift with Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon, as duty manager I had to escort them to their hotel suite in Manchester, the polite question of how were they enjoying their day lit the touch paper.

 

Its your head in the stocks not your rectum.

 

Were they off their tits?

 

Penelope Cruz. Are you going down




Yum yum

 

Any more pokey bum jokes you weebles grunt

 

I would like to be in a lift with 5 Star and ask them why indeed were they so ****.

 

60 seconds you say, maybe Krysten Ritter, Margot Robbie, Kiera Knightley and one of them and perhaps not even the full 60 seconds!

 

Karen Gillan and I'd be under 10 seconds.