DNA Testing on dog poo

whatever next 25 councils across London just said on itv are interested in the scheme I bet they are all tory????what a waste of public money god I hate mps

 

When in Rome

 

Council officers aren't MPs Jonno.

 

Am all for it.

Track down the owners, via a DNA database, who are befouling our fine country with dog ****.

When caught, owner gets a massive fine, and the dug gets executed.

Elect me in the next Scottish Indie Referendum (next week I think it is) and I shall make it so.

 

So if you get elected that's Coatbridge ****ed then.

 

Too ****in right, mate. Obliterated.

 

Dog poos are us.

 

Coatbridge is great.

 

Good

One of the few places I've been out for a few beers and had to make out I couldn't speak cos the locals were rather unfriendly to outsiders, especially Nigel ****s.

 

You've obviously never been there.

In ***** towns we have:

Tims - Coatbridge
Huns - Campbelltown

Both places that make ye feel uneasy and mawkit at the same time.

 

They are arseholes/****ers/*****s/dickheads of the highest order and they're actually proud of it.

 

Been to Coatbridge.

Lovely place.

 

also, the turds get posted back through the dog owner's letterbox.

 

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...and dog owners. Same thing really.

Anybody who thinks keeping an animal inside your house is a good idea is a filthy pikey.

 

Worse still is the ****s who pick it up but then tie the wee bag to a fence or tree. Wtf? Just leave it in the flair if yer gony dae that ya tink

 

Jip had the right idea in "Subnormal" - but we should apply it to dog owners as well as other *****s.

 

Av no read it

 

A thrilling rollercoaster of a read that takes us through the highs and lows of subjugated *****s fighting back against oppression. There's nae dugs in it.

 

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