..... what would you choose? I'd probably chose to be a chameleon.... Those dudes just sit around in the sun chilling out and continually adapt to their surroundings.
Dolphin. Live in the carribean and the only other animal to mate for fun. Somthing like 15-20 times a day. Perfect!
You will end up trapped in a tuna net, or trapped in a water park being screamed at by annoying children mate
What if you get an itch? You will forever have this itch knowing you cant scratch it with those puny arms!
It has got little arms like. Git big teeth an little arms. Could never have a **** with them. Plus you wadnt fancy getting a bj of mrs t rex, not with her gnashers, it,ll be like a date with esther rantzen. A Madagascan lemur would be pretty cool.
Hey Cam, Hows the feeling about Big Sam being called up to national Duty? Not very good timing for you guys. Whose gonna replace him? I havent seen any of the names linked
. You are asking the biggest non SA fan on the whole of the sunderland board. I am the outcast and didnt want him in the first place. The sooner its sorted the better. Id rather be a platypus than watch most england games.
It would be a swallow for me. Whizzing around like a fighter pilot on speed seems like fun for me. Also the travel is good too. Which then brings me onto the obvious question: Has anyone seen the excellent film, The Lobster?
