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  1. Toby

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    'Stoned wallabies make crop circles'

    Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.
    Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine.

    "The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing.

    "Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8118257.stm

    Yet another link between drugs and UFO visitations <laugh>
     
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    Animals aren't stupid. When I was working up in Skye a few years back we always knew where to find magic 'shrooms because the sheep used to love the things!
     
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  3. Toby

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    There's loads of animals that like to get high, from rotten fruit that turns alcoholic to monkeys nicking the booze from tourists.

    You can see where they're coming from, jumping pissed from tree to tree would be amazing!
     
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  4. Toby

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    [video=youtube;D5E5TjkDvU0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5E5TjkDvU0[/video]
     
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    A few years ago a Brazilian footballer, Edmundo, held a birthday party for his son and bought a monkey along - the adults got him really pissed and he trashed the house. I quite like that idea.
     
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  6. Toby

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    You could invite barnsley_boy over next time you have a party. <ok>

    He isn't house-trained though...
     
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    Spiders produce creative web masterpieces on LSD

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    What a boring thread seriously Tubby you can do better
     
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    [video=youtube;m-rqXotdct8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-rqXotdct8[/video]
     
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    OBSESSED MUCH??? <yikes>
     
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    I know that elephants eat rotting fruit that ferments whilst in their mouths, which makes them drunk.
     
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    How long do they keep the fruit in their mouths?

    There's no way that's accurate.
     
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    Can we do that? It sounds like a cheap way of getting pissed.
     
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    I can't remember. I saw it on QI before, but i can't remember all the details. You're best bet to find out is googling it.
     
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    Compared to all your FM threads? <doh>
     
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    If you don't include me there were more comments oh dear Tubster wrong again when will you learn?
     
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  17. Toby

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    Still boring as ****.

    Get a ****ing life/personality Calatwat, you make Huth seem interesting <ok>
     
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  18. Calatron

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    Get a life??? Are we 13yr olds you ****ing inanimate object, why don't you stop sniffing your sisters knickers whilst giving yourself a Mexican Bum W-ank and Huth is interesting much more so than yourself.
    Tell me how many people have openly stated they wanted you to leave this forum? Can't be nice that buddy knowing that you aren't valued in the real or cyber world.
     
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  19. Toby

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    Most people don't give a **** that you even exist. You can get as many ******s like Joker or bb to make polls, they don't mean ****.

    The thing is you're barely smart enough to use a computer, the internet isn't for pointless ****s like you, now **** off and play FM <ok>
     
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  20. Calatron

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    I know how to use one just not do illegal things on it, and there are more people than that who dislike you on here. You are pointless you can't debate, your banter is awful and worst of all you look to ST to save you when things are going bad <doh> as for FM I am playing it like many people on here.
     
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