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I should think the quiz is a far more pressing matter than your article.

I'm happy to offer you my editing skills for just £120 per hour.

 

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All lied about their age. (I think we actually need a clue or at least some contribution from Mick, he ****s off for a week or so and then comes back and adds nothing to the quiz.)

 

We have discussed your generous offer before. It is only a short article, only took me 30 minutes so doesn't really need editing.

 

gis a look at it and we can all give advise,if needed.

 

It will surprise you to know that I piggybacked on somebody else's article and plagiarised some of it

 

*advice

 

Do you edit out your comma splices before submission?

I wouldn't actually charge you for my assistance. I currently work 2-3 hours per day, so I could certainly afford you a bit of my time and expertise.

 

Sometimes I add in comma splices just for a laugh. I don't know anybody who doesn't get a wee chuckle from comma splices. Comma splices are actually compulsory in the French language.

 

I prefer custard splices

 

I'd much rather see a comma splice than a run-on sentence, so I suppose it could be worse.

 

I can't believe this simple quiz is causing such bamboozlement.

The prize is an absolute stunner.

 

I think you summed it all up right there. Article finished. Job done. Move on.

 

Give us a clue for the link, Ponders

 

You just need to beef up your efforts.

 

Google not working?

 

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Mary J Blige

Burger King ads

 

Very good prick

 

Lovely work, Mega M-Man.

You win these stunning pictures of Pittsburgh. Enjoy!

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Which is exactly where I am selling property at the moment, this is great. I may not use all of the pictures on our brochure though. Did you know that Pittsburgh is often called the City of Bridges as it has something like 446 bridges? It is also the only American city to be named after a British Prime Minister and last but not least it is the city where the Big Mac was first made. There are many more interesting and fun facts about Pittsburgh but far too many to mention on here. Ok, I'll give you one more, Pittsburgh was home to the world's first ever Ferris Wheel. The Grosvenor Group stated it is the 5th best city to invest in property in the world