Another fantastic Wimbledon win for the plucky Brit Andy Murray. Must be nailed on for Sports Personality of the Year which is a bit of an oxymoron as he has the personality of a carpet. Well done to all the other plucky Brits, that bird Watson won the mixed doubles and our wheelchair lot did the business too. I think a Knighthood for Murray is definitely on the cards.
You horrible manchild. After all the love we have shown Wee Jay in here. Typical Bheastly behavior it has to be said.
Awe is that right. So there wis nae knights or Lords in Scotland afore the act of the union? Away and bile yer heed ya Mindy wannabee.
You Jocks are a strange bunch you hate the Queen and the Monarchy but when your boy wins a tennis plate you're scrounging for a Knighthood from her Majesty.