The bulls are half knackered and have been speared or stabbed loads already by the time the ponce in the ring gets to do that stuff with a cape. The Spanish don't like being told it is barbaric either, they reckon the bulls have the best life imaginable until they are ready to go into the ring and that being stabbed to death by a poove dressed like something off of Come Dancing is an honour and better than ending up in a slaughterhouse destined for meat at McBurgers. The up-side of this is every now and again the bull gores the silly twat. Ole indeed.
they used to call me 'the matador' in my football playing days cos i was elegant and graceful and never got flustered had to retire early cos of a bad back unfortunately
