Sorry about this, but I have just had word that my uncle will lend me the £65m needed to buy the club outright. Good old uncle Bernie. What? Didn't you know? I would like to be in charge of the catering. I have to create a job for one of uncle Bernie's friends (part of the deal). Flavio the waiter.
I filled up my tank with diesel recently - if i resold this it might be enough.... Alternatively i think i have a rock solid financial plan, Don't know if anyone saw a previous post of mine where i vented my disgust that a restaurant in Ibiza was charging 10 euros for a bowl of vegetable gaspachio... If this is the going rate for selling cold soup then i think I have hit on a gold mine here, forget oil - cold vegatable soup is the way to go. Here are the financials If 5000 x QPR fans each make and sell 2000 bowls of cold vegetable soup at £10 each thats £100 million in cash and we've hit the bloody jackpot! I can't see where this can go wrong... **** - we'd have actually have to sell 10 million bowls of cold soup, its not gonna work is it... Ok - how about the Great QPR Raffle, with the prize being the club itself... We sell raffle tickets at £100 each, there is one top prize - the club, all we need to do is sell 1 million tickets... the national lottery don't seem to struggle so we should be fine. What a prize - you get to win loftus road, 40 million quid of debt and a monthly wage bill that would make you **** your pants every time you woke up. I might need to work on the marketing of the raffle prize a bit... Its not gonna work again is it. I should have kept my flat in Greenford, surely this would have been worth a £100 Million by now, you could of had that with pleasure.
I could just sue Bernie for 2.5billion. we claim all the money, and Bernie is so cashstrapped that he accepts a bid of 29p. we're filthy rich and Bernie is out, and even better, we own the club. So any suggestions for new signings?
Right....if the fans were to buy Rangers, we would have to get every single fan in the stadium on a packed Saturday to fork out £5555 each (that inlcudes the kids as well) and that would only just equate to the asking price of £100 million, that wouldn't cover debts, buying players and general running of the club. Conflict of interest would be massive as well......lets just hope they sell up to the "Russian"
the wife has agreed the first board meeting can be held at our house let me know when we are going to have it and i will get some extra biscuits in kiwiqpr (head of games and entertainment)
