She is still a very good-looking woman. You, presumably, are not -- though maybe you are; who knows? Who cares? But you really are a vile low-life, aren't you? You are very persistent, though, I'll give you that. They say that if you're not very good at something, all you need to do is try very hard, and you'll be OK. Never quite believed that, myself. It's disappointing to see that SCB has started 'liking' your pernicious, 'quasi-vitriolic' little diatribes, again. Ben, I sincerely hope you're not reverting to type. For the sake of your health, seriously Ben, I suggest you just withdraw gracefully and allow GULP to be the sole owner of the title "Nasty Bastard of Not606, HCAFC". He's way short of your own estimable standards, obviously, but just swallow your pride, stand aside, and give him his 20 minutes of fame. There's a couple of daft young 'uns sharpening up for next year's title, anyway, but they're nowhere near the required level of maturity, yet.
You're just a nothing, you write clap trap and nonsense. There's nothing football related, you are just totally pointless. I love how your last sentence states 'maturity'. As you're a pensioner you post like a teenager. How very embarrassing for you. You already own many prestigious titles. I'm nowhere near to taking your title of "Nasty Bastard of Not606, HCAFC". You're the clear winner of that award - and despite only joining in 2014. You successfully claimed the title in 2014, 2015 and you are the outright leader for 2016. You also won the immature and ridiculous non related football posts award for the same periods 2014, 2015 and you are the stand out leader for 2016. GULP? - I bet people flock from miles around to hear and witness your wit and humour! I suspect it's more of a sympathy vote. Perhaps you should show your family what you get up to in your spare time? Maybe read out some of the messages 'Grandad' has written? They too can then share your embarrassment. You're a prize pillock a dull bully and whilst avoiding crossing swords of late, I've been dismayed that we're seeing a return of your old ways of the odd bullying comment and being just a grade A twat. A leopard can't change it's spots can it?
It was indeed, everyone was very generous, she was most grateful. It was a fantastic day, the weather didn't spoil it, it all went entirely to plan.
You must have put a lot of effort into that. You tried. 'Well done', as everyone's favourite junior 'journo' likes to say, the rest of us are 'proud' of you. Do you ever look at the posters that 'like' your contributions? In this case, one of your better efforts, you have Quill, SCB, and Chazz. Wow! Could it possibly be any better than that? If you were to take a few minutes and carefully read what you have chosen to write, you should feel rather stupid, and rather ashamed, and apologise. But we who have learned to know you through this imperfect medium, will be very surprised if you have the character to do that.
I had friends/slightly-distant-relatives there. They enjoyed it. Congrats, and I hope they have a happy future!
Congratulations to you and your lovely wife Bengals. We celebrated our 52nd Anniversary on the same day (July 2nd) and I count myself very lucky with 6 children and 3 grandchildren to make our lives doubly interesting. Also congratulations to OLM on your daughters wedding. A wonderful and a little bit sad day in a Father's life to see his little girl walk down the aisle. May the happy couple have many many wonderful years together.
It's taken a while for you to respond with this rather limp wristed effort. It was barely worth the wait.
That's because, like many grown-ups, I have other things to do that are more important to me. It's called "Having a life". You should try it, if you can find the time in your busy schedule. Have you asked a professional about what makes you so aggressive and angry? Do you have a really unsatisfying daily life? Do you hate your job? Is your 'partner' giving you a bad time? There are people around who could help you ... some of them are here on this board. Don't be so stubborn; it's not good for your health; it's not gaining you any respect, except from the other Likely Lads on this board. Just stop it; there must be a little voice inside your head telling you the same thing. JUST STOP IT, for your own good.
From the pensioner who posts vitriolic and bullying nonsense. Or pursues correcting Grammar, you have possibly made one or two football related posts - the rest just utter nonsense. Your "Having a life" doesn't really resonate with the amount of time you spend writing non football related gibberish. I'd suggest you read what you have written and practice what you preach. There's a good chap play cribbage or whatever old folk do in your part of the world. For your sake stop embarrassing yourself. You've written all the above based on your own personal experience haven't you? Don't try and palm off your own insecurities with life onto someone else.
It may, just possibly, be a good idea for you to stay sober before you embark on another of your epic monographs. WHY do you keep pushing the words 'old', 'pensioner' , 'insecure' and 'bullying', and suggesting that people more mature than yourself should confine themselves to crown-green bowling, or cribbage? In management circles, back in the day, we used to call that 'ageism'; look it up; it's clearly beyond your own personal realm of management experience, which is perfectly acceptable, but you might find it interesting. In large companies it was, and probably still is, not a recommended practice; in fact it was 'fireable'. Attempts at 'role reversal' or 'displacement', like those in your most recent epic, are well-known, long-gone tactics that rarely work these days. They are nowadays pretty-much discouraged in HR circles. The more mature people on this forum are generally much better educated and life-experienced than those like yourself in the second Lost Generation. And, like me, I can assure you, they have had more than enough of this infantile nonsense from a small minority of Likely Lads like yourself on this forum. Of course, everything I write on here, or anywhere else, is based on my life experience. Not, in this case, my own personal experience of events in my own life, as you obnoxiously suggest, but on the accumulated observational experience of the thousands of people I've lived with, or worked with, or for, or have managed or supervised. Or just socialized with, as people do ... particularly parents. BTW1: I spend no more than TWO hours a day on here. Being retired, I don't have the amount of time that some of the 'full-time, wage-earning workers' on here seem to have available every day. BTW2: I always read what I write before I post it. That's one reason why really sad people like you get annoyed when they can't find any errors to laugh at. Doing likewise may well not help you out, however. Unfortunately, you can't fix stupid. BTW3: It may, possibly, be a good idea now for you to just slink off back into the undergrowth. You and your silly Likely Lads buddies can just all eff off (substitute your own choice of unnecessary expletive). I have far more interesting and challenging things I intend to do before I ... errr ... before I ...
I push the age agenda not to be offensive to the older generation, but simply to point out that what you write for a person at your age in life is embarrassing. Better educated? Highly doubtful assumption Bengal - I'm sure you'll go and quote your marvellous educational achievements - Was it Oxford or Cambridge? A few full stops in places does not make you intelligent, and highlighting the odd spelling error is not a mark of intelligence. Hershey's buying Cadbury's ring any bells? Factually incorrect. Probably like the majority of your bumbling nonsense.
It's really sad the state you're in. If you weren't the most miserable, annoying **** in the world I'd feel sorry for you. Are we just one of many forums that have the benefit of your ****e ramblings and constantly off topic agenda? I get the feeling your life consists of multiple forums that you spend hours a day on. When you see a comment with a grammatical or spelling mistake, you're old eyes light up and you get a twitch in your old boy, and you dive in to correctional bliss.
