Off Topic Which Not606 posters most deserve a good twatting?

He has been to me, but that ain't anywhere near the reason.

He's just a **** to everyone in general.

 

Patty had a go at kids with cancer???

 

It was in a thread a while back. Too bad the search function is ****ed.

The thread was something to with the idea of people being 'heroes', though I think Patty's stuff was removed to it's own thread.

 

I'm not going there.

 

Edit: If this is accurate. Mods, do your banning.

 

Twatting? {sigh} There are times when I am thankful to not understand British slang.

 

Was over a year ago Kemps.

 

Found it Kemps!

All the way back in November 2014... he got **** of the Month for it and came second to the Allams in **** of the Year.

http://www.not606.com/threads/o-t-what-is-bravery.282998/

 

That's ****ing wounded me Kemps.

I thought we were shed buddies.

Would have to be Filey, now I know he's not a big tall bloke.

 

Twats a great word.

Do you want me to twat you, you twat? You twatted him really hard, now stop twatting about you twat.

 

As a noun twat is a crude term for the female genitalia but it can also mean an annoying, unpleasant person whom you have a low regard of.

As a verb it means to hit, punch or otherwise be physically unpleasant towards someone.


In either form it is thought of as a taboo word inappropriate for polite discussion or as a mild to severe swearword unsuitable for formal conversation.



It's multiple uses render a sentence like 'I know a twat who twatted a twat for twatting a twat with a twat' as perfectly coherent.


I love the English language, me.

 

I thought it was something to do with goldfish, so I googled it, and I was wrong, but I did find these poems.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twat

Robert Browning. - Pippa Passes.

Then owls and bats
Cowls and twats
Monks and nuns in a cloister's moods
Adjourn to the oak-stump pantry

They talk't of his having a Cardinalls Hat​

They'd send him as soon an Old Nuns Twat


Edward Bulwer-Lytton's 1870 science fiction novel The Coming Race, in an apparent satire on Darwin:

Among the pithy sayings which, according to tradition, the philosopher bequeathed to posterity in rhythmical form and sententious brevity, this is notably recorded: "Humble yourselves, my descendants; the father of your race was a 'twat' (tadpole): exalt yourselves, my descendants, for it was the same Divine Thought which created your father that develops itself in exalting you."

 

Anybody whose username is of an 18th century French philosopher.

Those people strike me as pretentious twats who could do with a good twatting.

On another note, in my experience southerners don't know what a 'twatting' actually is, the twats.

 

Can see this thread resulting in something like this.

 

Very true. You should be close to the top of the twatting list you twatting pretentious twat.

 

I disapprove of what he says, but I will defend to the death his right to say it.














The Twat.

 

Who's death?


And yes he is a twat.
It is a tad foppish to use the moniker Voltaire on a football forum. Sadly many on here are not tolerant of gays.

 

Trouble is if you do that then you can't see threads the people you blocked started so it's a last resort. Saying that I am very glad not to be seeing about 20 Bruce Out threads next season after blocking somebody as a final resort last week

 

Or know how to construct a sentence in English.

 

As Voltaire didn't say.