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  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the sympathetic laughing your tits off.

    It was horrible mate.

    I had legal papers and 2 lads in a recovery vehicle ...... but when the threats started the tow truck screamed off and left me there like a plank.

    I ended up driving the recovered Transit van away to a hail of bricks and Jack Russels <doh>
     
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  2. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    At least you lived to tell the tale mate which im suprised about <laugh>.

    Their a strange breed gypsies. They live for fighting.
     
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  3. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    What about the gypsy you were in a bidding war with at an auction?
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    One of the hardest guys I have ever met in my life and there's been a few was a lad called George Wilkinson from Ferryhill in the 70's, some on here may remember him..<ok>
     
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  5. Teessidemackem

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    This sounds good <laugh>
     
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  6. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Didn't turn out very well for either of them apparently.

    I would have loved to seen that. <laugh>
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    I wish I was hard. I'm soft as ****e <laugh>
     
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  8. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Try Viagra mate :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  9. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Can't swallow them mate. Just get a stiff neck.
     
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  10. Smug in Boots

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    My best effort ever was when I was acting for a construction company in Derby.

    They'd bought the old greyhound stadium to build a 200 home housing estate and, before they could start, the Gypsies moved in with dozens of 4x4's, etc. They engaged the police, courts, council & bailiffs but no one could shift them.

    I was engaged to shift them and I asked for £30,000 which I thought was outrageous but they snapped my hands off.

    I turned up with 4 massive concrete lorries, the lads from the night club and the big lads from the gym, all in high vis & hard hats.

    We started to tip concrete onto the only entrance thereby blocking them in permanently.

    When the 'King of the Gypsies' came out to start the argument I nearly messed my pants ...... but I stood my ground because all the lads were watching and taking their line from me. I told Ginger John that we had to close the entrance due to Health & Safety issues and gave him 2 hours to get all the vehicles & caravans out.

    They were all gone in 25 minutes after months of court battles and fruitless bailiff visits.

    What they hadn't realised was that the one thing travellers hate more than being asked to move was being told not to.

    Smug 1 - 0 Gypsies <laugh>
     
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  11. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Easy 30k, happy days :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  12. Blunham Mackem

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    Jeez. You guys live in some alternate reality to me.
     
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    That's what I thought mate until I started deducting the costs.

    4 concrete wagons with drivers, 20 nutcases on nutcase wages, insurance, workwear, hard hats etc.

    i still kick mesel for not asking for 60K tbh ....... the site was worth 14 million <doh>
     
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  14. Teessidemackem

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    I did wonder how much the Cement wagons would cost like :emoticon-0136-giggl.

    Rather you than me getting involved with gypsies. We have families in Teesside and their brutal if you get on the wrong side of them!
     
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  15. Smug in Boots

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    It makes me cringe now mate, wtf was I thinking of?

    I thought I was invincible but I could've been gobbled up like a hedgehog pie <laugh>

    Ask me about the Showman's Guild next time you're in the Victory <doh>
     
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  16. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Have you heard of Tommy Swales? Breeds the black and white horses. His son is called Lee.
     
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  17. Teessidemackem

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    No mate?
     
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  18. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Ill look forward to hearing about it <laugh>.
     
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  19. Smug in Boots

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    Isn't he that dodgy copper?
     
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    No mate, he's a bit of a gypsy. Used to do a lot of work for the place I work for. When I first met him about 20 years ago, he used to tell me stories about how he used to be a bare knuckle fighter, never been beaten ,blah blah. I thought he was a right bullshitter. Found out a few years ago it was all true. Absolutely lovely bloke! Retired now like.
     
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