Ah so it was the computer that did it, I thought you did it yourself on a bit of paper or something. I'm a bit disappointed now.
Taken from the Spanish Inquirer newspaper: Ronaldo has written to FIFA and taken an advert out in a local paper requesting Messi's Golden boots and his Ballon d'or as not paying taxes had given Messi an unsporting advantage. Ronaldo has been posting ****e patter on Facebook all day claiming that: Messi is deed Messi is a zombie The Messi Messi is not a real person anymore Messi couldn't have won the honours if he paid his taxes Impa (Messi's company name) Impaconians We understand that Ronaldo is going to keep up this ****e patter for the next 5 years and beyond. We spoke to Dr Zhivago, a local psychologist, and he has explained that If Ronaldo doesn't get what he wants, there is an unfortunate chance he may become obsessed with Messi and no longer talk about anything else.
Hope you gave it some cheese as a reward since you're taking all the kudos for it's artistic endeavours.
