Who am I?

Some of the other reasons (this list is not exhaustive)

1: I loved Star Trek
2: I love Sci -Fi
3: I love engineering
4: I love outer space
5: I love travel

 

**** off, Russell, this is a quiz thread

 

But it's a pedantic quiz so Russ can stay

 

If by pedantic you mean having to give the correct answer as opposed to the incorrect answer then I agree

 

vvvvv

Beelin

 

Forgot to mention I also fancy shagging attractive aliens and teaching them "what is love?"

 

The one eyed one out of Futurama? Ah wid

 

Beautifully done, Mega M-Man.

Today's prize is an extremely handy map of Port Lympne zoo, which means no more getting lost on the way to the Red Pandas' enclosure. Enjoy!

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You have no idea how pleased I am with this prize. Usually after my few beers in the cafe at "Basecamp" I always take a stroll to see what I can see, but every time I take a right at the fork of the road and end up at the lemurs because I just love those ones with the big middle finger, think they are called the aye-aye lemurs? Why should I go to Madagascar to see them when I can use my yearly pass for the zoo? Anyway, next time I will take a left at the fork on the road so I can finally see the red pandas' enclosure

 

Shut the **** up Iain.

 

Beautiful. This is the sort of thing that makes it all so worthwhile.

 

^^^^ beelin that he hasn't got a map of the zoo

 

Aye

 

^^^^thick loser ****. Speaking of simpletons, where the **** is my fenian friend Mick O'Toon these days?

 

Someone (not naming any names but it rhymes with Boaby) bored him away.

 

You speaking about Toby again?

 

Get a new hobby, Russell, I like Toby.

 

You CAN like boring people

I'm neutral on the subject so whatever

 

Your grammar is appalling.

 

A litany of Toby's?