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Makes sense. I've never had one.

 

You have used litany as your collecting device - a sort of trawling net. And inside the net is your catch: all the times Toby has continued to post despite threatening to ignore you.

I can see the catch in your net, but others would perhaps find it a little abstract, as you would with these examples:

A bag of potato (chips)
A series of odorous gas (farts)
A group of sweaty humanity (teenagers)

The meaning is there, but it does require a little deciphering.

 

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Just had an Indian in the 25k poorer, short handed, Muhammad Sarwar frequented Bombay Blues

Twas no bad

 

Just round the corner from my work. You have the Indian tapas menu aye?

 

A buttered roll?

 

Bollocks

The meaning is clear. Litany is a synonym of repetition fur **** sake. Or are you just saying every other **** is a dumbass and won't understand big words like litany?

(Scan excepted, of course. The dumbass)

 

If that is cockney rhyming slang then, yes, he's never had his buttered roll.

 

This grammatical device is tearing GC apart, won't anyone think of the children ffs?

 

I've just enjoyed reading this, whilst eating my hot beef dip

 

cock?

 

Haha aye

2 small plates heaped with starters, nan bread and lamb curry

 

Actually laughed out loud a wee bit there, so much so that my boss looked at me inquiringly.

Should I tell her that I'm on a football forum whilst working? I think not, I prefer to let her think I'm senile/demented/mental.

 

Jam roll, you tart

 

Am I cock?

Yes.

 

First time in there I filled my plate and took it back to my seat, then my friends pointed out that I was eating the sweet courses.

 

The latter. Keeps all yer bases covered

 

Away and shove some neneh cherries up yer arse.

 

To be fair most of my workmates think I am a bit mental.