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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by glazerfodder, Jul 4, 2016.

  1. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Me <laugh>
     
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  3. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    Still not sure what sort of food bugs requires a neck brace and a head bandage ....................
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    He fell over, so they are playing it safe, I guess
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I haven't clicked the link....

    but it says Jellyfish and stung.
     
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    What's wrong with Michael Smalling?
     
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  7. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    Off topic, but I can remember visiting Wentworth to watch some pro-am some years back. I went to the loo and Kevin Petersen, the cricketer was getting mobbed by fans while actually taking a leak. I could take the money these guys earn, but not sure for a minute about getting mobbed every second of the day.
     
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    What if you were getting mugged everyday in Liverpool?
     
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  9. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    What, you mean like Liverpool fans ?
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've never been mugged i n Liverpool.
     
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  11. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    You do every other Saturday during the season ...................
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    If I was Pieterson I would've just swung my gargantuan schlong around in every direction and pissed on all of them. If they're true fans they'd appreciate it as well.
     
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    How do you know he has a gargantuan schlong? :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Stop. My sides are bursting open with mirth <laugh>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Biscan told him <ok> <laugh>
     
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