Missed the F1, tennis and footy today cos I went on a date that turned out to be one of the craziest first dates, any dates, that I think I've ever been on. Madness.
Because of what she did to your instrument, you sax-addict! ("You're an embarrassment" is from a Madness song, if you don't know.)
Don't know Madness just that baggy trousers and our house one At one point she was sitting in my lap in a bar, did that twice, afternoon date btw, at another she was showing me pics of herself in her lingerie on her phone ... first date I remind you
Watched highlights of the F1 Rosberg demonstrating how not to play dirty, or still just a n00b, both i think
No this one is a different one, more local. We were drinking whiskey and cokes so she said to me do you want my dna in you so I said I'm not sure what you mean but I'll try anything once so she took a big sip of her drink and spat it in my mouth The geordie one misrepresented herself a bit and wasn't as nice in real life as in her pics so left it alone, had fun though but nah
Anyone noticed that the lfc website is a lot lighter on content these days. Like it's welcome it's not 40 messages a day from training telling us every little thing.
Chris Evans has quit Top Gear you know. Don't you have enough alerts from all the Top Gear forums and fansites you're a member of to keep you busy ?!
Mark Cavendish has just won the third stage of the Tour de France, his 28th stage victory. This equals Bernard Hinault's total, with only the great Eddy Merckx having won more
