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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Jul 2, 2016.

  1. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Anyone doing this? Pervy caretaker at my mrs' work is going for it. I imagine he'll be kicked out within seconds.
    Next Saturday if you fancy it.

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    Spencer Tunick's giant naked art installation Sea of Hull arrives in the city next weekend. Here are some rules to follow for those getting nude for the event

    Tunick's spectacular artworks, posing people of all shapes and sizes against famous backdrops, are well known around the world. And now it's time for Hull to throw its hat (and its t-shirts and pants) into the ring to get a piece of the artistic action.

    On Saturday, July 9, a secret location in Hull will be transformed when thousands of naked people will disrobe to take part in the New York-based artist's Sea of Hull human art installation.
    Since 1994 Tunick has photographed over 75 human installations around the world and the artist knows how to make these major events work. He's specifically asked for some "rock'n'roll" participants.

    So to make the day enjoyable and run smoothly he has revealed some ground rules to those taking part which were released to those taking part this week. To make sure the day runs with the bare minimum of fuss, Sea of Hull participants are being advised of the following rules.

    You will only be nude for a short period of time during the actual installation. While posing you will not wear any clothing, any hats, sunglasses, jewellery and socks. You will be completely nude!

    • There will be people on site to watch your clothing and belongings; however we recommend you leave your valuables at home as no responsibility will be taken by the artist, Ferens Art Gallery, Hull City Council, or Hull Culture and Leisure Ltd, for the loss, damage or destruction of those items.

    • Please do not undress until you are directed to do so by the artist. Cameras are not permitted. Please do not hand out any flyers. If you act otherwise than in accordance with the instructions in this email or behave in a manner we consider to be inappropriate, you will be asked to leave and will not be permitted to participate.

    • Please respect the neighbours in the vicinity when you arrive – many people will still be in bed! There will be toilets available. Please bring a snack if you think you will need to eat and/or water to drink, for before and after the installations. Please take all rubbish with you when you leave.

    • Only participants will be allowed in the vicinity of the art event. Unfortunately, family and friends who are not posing will not be allowed near, or on, the site.

    As your whole body, including your hair, will be covered in blue body makeup it is advisable to wear old clothes before and after the installation.

    • If you are staying in a hotel please be mindful that the body makeup may stain carpets, bedclothes, towels etc resulting in follow-up additional charges to you. Please remove clothing in the shower areas to avoid getting body makeup on carpets etc. You must remove all the make-up from the soles of your feet before exiting the shower. Do not use the hotel's towels.

    • Bring an old towel, one that you are not worried about getting body makeup on, which can be washed at home later.

    • The body makeup will take a couple of showers to remove. Some may need a third shower. The artist has been painting his wife blue all summer and testing the colours.


    If you wish bring some baby wipes, or paper towels and some water, to help remove some of the body make-up from your face and hands etc before leaving the site.

    • Bring some warm, loose fitting clothing to help you get warm quickly after the event. Clothing you don't mind getting body paint on.

    And finally...

    • This is Spencer Tunick's fourth installation using body make-up and they are very enjoyable. This installation should make for some good memories.
     
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  2. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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    Not for me, I don't look good in pink, or green, or blue, or ...
     
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  3. Building 7

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    A female colleague and her mate are doing it. They've been told to get to the location at 3am.
     
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  4. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    I have signed up......still plenty of time to bottle it.
     
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  5. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Might need 3 showers?

    Kinell Chazz, that'd use up your usual quota of them for the year.
     
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  6. Putney Tiger

    Putney Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Not sure I'd fancy having some fat blokes todger in my ear 'ole.
    The Yellow guys in the middle seem to be indulging in some aural!
     
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  7. FILEYseadog

    FILEYseadog Well-Known Member

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    Signed up but heard nothing back yet.
     
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  8. FILEYseadog

    FILEYseadog Well-Known Member

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    Eeek i need to check my emails more often it seems im in
     
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  9. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Well you'll be easy to spot.

    Tall bloke, naked, docs on.
     
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  10. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I'd be up for it, but I just know you'd search me out and sit on my face.

    I'm not having that Happy.

    I'm out!
     
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  11. FILEYseadog

    FILEYseadog Well-Known Member

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    Not tall Happy
     
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  12. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Well that's a ****ing disappointment.
     
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  13. Kempton

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    Bit rich coming a gay Gnome.
     
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  14. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
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  15. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    You're a pair of twats.

    You know that. Right?
     
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  16. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    We know :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  17. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Me n kemps taking you down gaylord
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  18. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    **** you!

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  19. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure that last post helped me...

    Still, it made me laugh.
     
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  20. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    It just confirmed
     
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